Jack Hodgins quotes from Bones

Hodgins

King of the funeral!

Hodgins

I rarely find motive in bird vomit.

Hodgins

[After Aristoo demonstrates his great proficiency with nunchucks] What are you...some kind of Persian ninja?!

Hodgins

[after trumping Daisy on discovering how the remains "melted"] I am king of the lab and you, you are my serf.

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So who was our victim? A mouldy crash test dummy?

Hodgins

That's why nature invented false labor. Parents...need a dry run.

Hodgins

Yes! That is one for humanity and zero for the tyrant lizard!

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That's not fair. His ooky room his ookier than mine.

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Dr. Saroyan, have you seen the excrement that I left on my desk?

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I have looked into every 9/11 conspiracy. All of them. None of them hold up. Or, I should say, only one of them does. We were attacked by extremists who hated everything we represent. We might not be angels but no one deserved to die that day. No one.

Hodgins

When you eliminate the possible, you are left with the truth, no matter how improbable.

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[grins at the sight of Booth in the "ookey room"] I cannot believe you're here. You hate the lab.

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[describing the particulates in the corpse] This is like Congress, only functional.

Hodgins

Can you blink once for guilty?

Hodgins

It is nice talking conspiracy without being called uno.