Seeley Booth quotes from Bones

Brennan

It looks like every other house in the neighborhood.

Booth

Every family has it's secrets, Bones.

Brennan

I read a book about improving work relationships. It's not fair to expect you to tell me everything.

Booth

I appreciate the effort, Bones.

Hodgins

Field work. Cool! Do I get a gun?

Brennan

You can't arm Hodgins and not me.

Booth

What is it with you people and guns?

Hodgins

And here's the kicker. There was also evidence of genetic material from a Franklinea altamaha on his shoe.

Booth

You're kidding! I'm in shock...Frankie Alabama? You don't say.

Brennan

Did you hear what I said about sarcasm?

Hodgins

It's a rare flowering plant that hasn't been seen in the wild since 1800. The only known specimen in this area, outside of a specialized botanical garden, was given to Senator Alan Corman as a gift. Oh, I love going after senators...

Booth

Whoa, just, you know, simmer down there, Hodgins, we're gonna check out the botanical garden first.

Hodgins

(shrugs) Fine. It's at the White House.

Booth

You put a hit out on my partner?

She's not FBI.

Booth

[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, see. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

Booth

The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction on a golf course.

Brennan

Well who does?

Booth

I don't know, try the PGA. You know, you've done a couple of cases without me and you miss me.

Brennan

Zack misses you, not me.

Booth

Zack and I don't even talk!

Brennan

He seems to think it's a male bonding ritual.

Booth

Maybe he's right.

Brennan

No it's not.

Booth

Could be.

Brennan

You told him that so you wouldn't have to talk to him!

Booth

Well it was nicer than shooting him!

Booth

Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me. We'll do lunch..or something

Brennan

*open mouthed, denying* I DO NOT miss you!

Booth

*teasing manner* Yeah..You MISS me!!Come on..

Brennan

*denying*I do not miss you!

Booth

...say it

Brennan

*defending herself* I DO NOT MISS YOU!

Brennan

Assume the victim was frozen solid when he was fed into the chipper.

Zack

No way!

Booth

[to Brennan] The correct response would be "yes way."

Brennan

Oh. [to Zack] Yes way.

Brennan

I feel like kicking him.

Booth

That's normal after a pursuit. We try not to do that.

Booth

Hey, you know, your people are my people.

Brennan

What? I have people? Hey, I have people.

Brennan

I have trekked through Tibet, avoiding the Chinese army. I think I can handle meeting someone for dinner

Booth

Fine, you know what? You have fun with Dick431 or whatever his handle is.

Brennan

Yeah! I will!

Booth

Good!

Brennan

Thanks!

Booth

Fine!

Brennan

Good!

Booth

Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?

Brennan

Yes.

Booth

You're sure?

Brennan

Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough and I was very annoying.

Booth

I don't know if I have to stay here.

Brennan

You got blown up.

Booth

Pshaw. I've been worse.

Brennan

You have burns, lacerations, two broken ribs, fracture of the clavicle...

Booth

Okay...I got blown up. [reaches for pudding on table] Can you...can you hand me one of the puddings?

Brennan

May I borrow your gun?

Booth

Why do you want my gun?

Brennan

I'm not gonna shoot anyone, I promise.

Booth

It's not a hammer or anything.

Brennan

We've been working together for months Booth, a little trust would be nice.

Booth

Careful!

Booth

Bones, I mean, you do realize that you are discussing motive right now? Psychology, not hard evidence.

Brennan

It won't happen again.