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Bones · Season 1, Episode 14

“The Man in the Fairway” quotes from Bones

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“The Man in the Fairway” · Season 1, Episode 14

In this episode: Temperance Brennan (7), Seeley Booth (5), Zack Addy (4), Jack Hodgins (1), Angela Montenegro (1)

This is the third time in a row we've investigated without Booth. I don't like it.

Why? He mostly ignores you.

Ignoring me is Booth's way of acknowledging my presence. It's a guy thing.

The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction on a golf course.

Well who does?

I don't know, try the PGA. You know, you've done a couple of cases without me and you miss me.

Zack misses you, not me.

Zack and I don't even talk!

He seems to think it's a male bonding ritual.

Maybe he's right.

No it's not.

Could be.

You told him that so you wouldn't have to talk to him!

Well it was nicer than shooting him!

Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me. We'll do lunch..or something

*open mouthed, denying* I DO NOT miss you!

*teasing manner* Yeah..You MISS me!!Come on..

*denying*I do not miss you!

...say it

*defending herself* I DO NOT MISS YOU!

Assume the victim was frozen solid when he was fed into the chipper.

No way!

[to Brennan] The correct response would be "yes way."

Oh. [to Zack] Yes way.

I suggest we try to match this reconstruction with escort ads, both internet and print in the D.C. area.

Oh, I'll do that!! ...Was that overly enthusiastic?

What's goin' on? Why's every guy from the Jeffersonian here?

They're scientists. This is a fascinating scientific inquiry.

Oh my god. They're all out here because your going to feed something through this wood chipper.

Not just something. [pulls sheet off of table] Ta da! Frozen pig!

uhh...

The morphology of pig bones is almost identical to human bone.

By feeding the pig through the wood chipper we'll be able to determine a dispersal pattern of the fragments.

By comparing the pulverized pigs remains to the ones we found at the golf course we'll be able to tell if this is the actual wood chipper the victim was fed through.

Liars! You just want to see what happens when you toss some frozen pig into a wood chipper.

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