Seeley Booth quotes from Bones

Brennan

[concerned] You were shot at!

Booth

I get shot at my whole life.

Brennan

Booth, I have to tell you something.

Booth

Look, alright...look Bones please. You just have to give me a little bit more time that's all, please.

Brennan

I'm not leaving you. [Booth hugs her] I have absolute faith in you. I trust you. I know you love me and Christine and I'm sorry I lost sight of that temporarily. You're a good man. You have your reasons and when you can you'll share them with me. I'm sorry.

Booth

Look, I'm sorry.

Brennan

We'll be fine. But next time it's your turn to ask me to marry you.

Booth

I will, as soon as I can, I will.

Brennan

I know. [They kiss]

Angela

I should probably leave before Booth gets home.

Brennan

Yes, you should.

Angela

Really?

Brennan

Angela, you're being very mean to him. Anger is a reasonable response.

Angela

Why aren't you mad at him? I mean he forces you to propose to him, he accepts then he changes his mind.

Brennan

He has his reasons.

Angela

Yeah? What reasons?

Brennan

I don't know.

Angela

Then why aren't you angry at him?

Brennan

I don't know why Mars lost its magnetic fields. I'm not angry at Mars. (Booth walks in as they're talking)

Angela

That's fine. I'll be angry at both Booth and Mars for you. (she turns around and notices Booth) Ooh... awkward. (to Bones) Bye, sweetie. (to Booth) Bye.

Booth

Bye. That's the best word I've heard all day.

Booth

Ya know what I'm thinking? (he smirks as she grins)

Brennan

Undercover! Buck and Wanda!

Booth

Not Buck and Wanda. This is a job for Tony and Roxy.

Brennan

Tony and Roxy! Okay! You got it, baby.

Booth

How you doin', baby?

Brennan

I have a secret I'll share!

Booth

Thank you.

Brennan

I never told you how much I hate it when you wear that beer hat in the bath. You look foolish, and sometimes it makes me think I married a child!

Booth

You kidding me, right?

Brennan

No, Tony. I ain't!

Booth

We'll talk about the hat after you lose that stupid African fertility statue out of our bedroom. Ya know, on top of that, why don't we cut off his—

Wow...that's....wow.

Brennan

[excitedly] This is actually a fascinating exercise. Did you know this is the first time I've burned human bone?

Booth

[unamused] Not the right tone, Bones.

Brennan

Oh. Yeah.

Brennan

Do you wish you were going with him?

Booth

I wish I killed Pelant three months ago.

Brennan

It'll be better to catch him alive.

Booth

Better for who?

Booth

I wish the call would come in.

Brennan

We could have sex?

Booth

Huh?

Brennan

Well our bodies need to relieve tension so we can sleep.

Booth

Wow, way to take the romance out of it.

Brennan

Well, I'm just being practical. I just know I sleep best after several orgasms. (She lies down, snuggling into the duvet)

Booth

[mischievously] Well is that some kind of challenge. [Booth leans down kissing her]

Brennan

Maybe. [They kiss some more until both of their phones ring breaking them apart]

Brennan

[in a low voice] We agreed to avoid public displays of affection at the FBI.

Booth

To hell with the FBI.

Booth

[seriously] Look, we gotta make a deal and this deal has got to stick, all right? From now, I will do all the fighting and the shooting and the apprehending of killers, ok? You can do all the smart stuff, right? Stay in the lab, play with your bones...and all that good stuff. You know, I don't come to your lab there and play with your telescopes––

Brennan

I don't have a telescope.... [turns and looks at Booth, concerned] What's wrong?

Booth

[swallows] Look, the main reason I wanted to kill Pelant is because he kept me from marrying you.

Brennan

I thought it was something like that.

Booth

And if I told you why we couldn't get married he was gonna kill innocent people.

Brennan

You made the right choice. It's alright. [He smiles and takes her hands in his]

Booth

Bones, If I ask you to marry me, will you say yes?

Brennan

If I say yes will we get married?

Booth

Yes. [They smile at each other before kissing]

Hodgins

Angie, it's just a rehearsal. You can't keep crying.

Angela

I can and I will.

Sweets

Can't forget the best man.

He'll be dressed on the day.

Booth

[to the vicar] My son is flying in later, so hey.

Brennan

That's my dad.

Brennan

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I allowed to kiss him now?

It's really just a rehearsal, Dr. Brennan, so..

Brennan

Because we are sleeping together. Sleeping together is a euphemism for sex.

Booth

No. Not here. [turns to the vicar] I'm really sorry, father.

Brennan

You don't have to apologize, Booth. It's not like he's gonna be jealous.

Sweets

[reading a letter from evidence off his tablet] "I see your hands and my body trembles with memory. Your touch is like coarse silk against my bare skin, pulling me ever closer..."

Booth

[looks around, embarrassed] You can't read that at my wedding! There's gonna be kids there.

Sweets

No no no. It's from Angela.

Booth

Oh. Well, that figures.

Sweets

It's text from the letter found on the victim.

London is a long flight, you must be tired.

Parker

I'm fine! I can't wait till Christine wakes up from her nap.

Yeah, she's sleeping, huh.

Parker

And if you have to go to work?

No! I don't have to go anywhere. I'm exactly where I want to be. Right here with my son.

Parker

Mom packed my tuxedo. That's what I'm supposed to wear, right?

Yeah! Yeah, we're gonna look like a bunch of waiters out there.

Parker

I'm glad your marrying Bones, ya know? Mom's happy for you too.

Thanks, I'm happy. I'm happy you're here. Alright? So, I have this list of things I need to get done, right?

Parker

Mhm!

I need you to make sure I don't forget.

Parker

Me?

Yeah, you. That's what the best man does. I'm asking you to be my best man.

Parker

Really!?

Alright!

Parker

Thanks, dad.

I love ya. Alright, here's what we gotta get!

Booth

You know, I just thought...look, you know, before I get married you'll be able to give me some advice here.

I'm not a priest anymore, Booth.

Booth

I know, ok, I know that, but the "real ones", they don't know me like you.

Aldo

We could've done this at the bar.

Booth

Come on, Aldo. Will you just cut me some slack here?

Aldo

Ok. I'm jealous. [Booth looks at him] What you and Temperance have, it's the reason we draw breath. You screw this up, Booth, and it'll be worse than any hell God can dream up for you.

Max

I agree.

Max

[to Aldo] I'm Max. I'm Tempe's father. [shakes hands with Aldo] This guy, he thinks I'm still a crook.

Aldo

Aldo. He still thinks I'm a priest.

Max

[to Booth] I tell you what, I've never seen anything more right. I'd be proud to call you my son. I only wish that Tempe's mother was here to watch her walk down the aisle.

Booth

[nods] Me too.