Brennan and Booth in “The Cheat in the Retreat”

Brennan

I have a secret I'll share!

Booth

Thank you.

Brennan

I never told you how much I hate it when you wear that beer hat in the bath. You look foolish, and sometimes it makes me think I married a child!

Booth

You kidding me, right?

Brennan

No, Tony. I ain't!

Booth

We'll talk about the hat after you lose that stupid African fertility statue out of our bedroom. Ya know, on top of that, why don't we cut off his—