A character in Big Time Rush
Played by Logan Henderson
Big Time Rush · 243 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Big Time Rush: in 85 of its 243 quotes
Most scenes with: James (51), Kendall (48), Carlos (39)
(dressed as a cop with a mustache) We gotta cut three more minutes from the show to perform.
(dressed as Abraham Lincoln) Then "Operation: We Love Ed Begley Jr But We Have To Cut His Segment Short to Perform" is underway.
Logan(dressed as a pharoah) Okay, next time i'm in charge of operation naming! (gets slapped by James) Owwwwwwww...what'd you do that for?
(dresses as a fisherman) Number eleven: Slap a pharoah. Check.
[to Carlos and Logan in the crib] The new girl is mine. I am a hot vampire. I will bite you!
LoganHey, Teen Wolf. Wanna practice our dance moves for tonight?
Can gotta shave my are and meet up with Jo.
Ok, but you're going to look like a really idiot when you can't do this.
I can explain!
(with their arms crossed) Okay, explain.
Guys, I can handle this. (to Jo, with his arms crossed) ...Okay, explain!
I can't. They told me that photo was gonna be on a billboard.
Logan(pointing to the magazine along with James) Does this look like a billboard?!
GUYS!
I'm gonna see the network publicist right now, to get to the bottom of this.
Yeah, well Kendall's going with ya.
Guys! I got this. (Turns to Jo) Kendall's going with ya.
LoganLogan Mitchell is about to witness the rare once-every-three-years mating ritual of the California banana slug. (Logan plays music on a radio and suddenly, he sees a text from Kendall on his phone says "It's time") Gotta go. (Ran off. Cuts to James having a picnic date with some girl)
And for dessert, I thought we could... (She and James are going to kiss, suddenly a text from Kendall appears on James' phone, stopping their moment)
Maybe next time. (Ran off as Logan follows him)
LoganIt's time. It's time, James! (Logan frantically steps over her picnic area, the girl became upset after that)
LoganAHH! Everything looks pink!
I'm a doctor! I can fix this! (takes eyedrops out of pocket and gives them to Logan)
LoganAhhhh, now everything looks blue!
Well, what color do you want?
LoganOh, I don't know, ALL OF THEM?!?!?!
LoganWhen the guys return at noon, they'll seek refreshment. They'll see my free smoothies, but what they don't know is in each smoothie is a hidden balloon (puts one in a cup), filled with 120 pounds of pure nitrous oxide pressure. (pours the juice into the cup and laughs lightly) Then, they'll pick up the needle sharpened straw (cuts off the bottom of the straw with scissors), push the straw down into the smoothie then BOOM! The crown will be mine. (he moves the straw down into the smoothie, but the balloon explodes in his face) AHHHH! (Mrs. Knight arrived, as she sees Logan splattered himself with the smoothie)
Is this about that stupid crown you guys made in middle school?
LoganI can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!
Come on. I'll take you to the doctor.
Is this your first 5am super sale?
Yes.
Good luck.
(confused)
Logan"Good luck?" What does that mean?
(When the sale starts women are fighting the boys over for items.)
It's for my mom! (fighting over a sweater with another woman)
Tomorrow is Christmas, with toys and snow AND TOYS.
Christmas is not about toys! It's about giving, and being with the people you love.
No, it's about toys.
(walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe... BAD!! (falls to the ground)
Okay, I just pushed our flights back four hours.
(all talking on phones)
And how are we doing on our celebrity search?
(hangs up) I just got off the phone with Lady Gaga's people.
Ooh! What did she say?
"Who's Big Time Rush?"
What about Jordin Sparks?
LoganOut of town for the holidays. Just like every other celebrity we could sing with.
(grunts angrily)
On the bright side, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested. (Everyone looks at him.) Second man to walk on the moon!
There's got to be some celebrity that's still in town! (slams his fist on the remote and TV changes channels)
(on the TV) So join me, Miranda Cosgrove, from my Have Yourself a Miranda Little Christmas Special live from Los Angeles. (Everyone starts looking at the TV) With duets with your all of your favorite stars like international superstar Fabio, Lightning the T.V. Wonder Dog and-
(pauses the t.v. and the boys go to the TV)
Big Time Rush!
How?
It'll be another Christmas miracle.
I think he's choking.
(falls to the ground)
It's another Christmas miracle!
(Everyone starts running into the studio but stop and turn to the security guard and feel guilty.)
LoganOkay, we might be horrible people.
(Everyone goes back to the security guard.)
Get him up! Get him up!
(James, Carlos and Logan help the security guard up and Kelly does to Heimlich Maneuver. The security guard spits out the food on Gustavo.)
(disgusted) Oh! That was gross!
Thanks. Who are you guys?
We're Big Time Rush and we just want to get home for the holidays.
(Everyone begs the security officer to let them through.)
Well, merry Christmas. (drops his clipboard and bends down)
(confused)
I dropped my clipboard and distracted and can't see you!
(gets it and thanks the security guard and runs inside the studio)
(after the boys are caught by Miranda and her manager)
You're all going to jail for Christmas!
Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.
LoganWe weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.
Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!
We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!
(turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.
They locked Fabio in a costume bin!
Yeah, but...they're really cute.
My daughter does love their album.
And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.
He's right. He's a horrible singer.
And we can sing.
(harmonizing) Sing...
(harmonizing) Sing...
Logan(harmonizing) Sing!
So, how are we doing?
Honestly? It could go either way.
(scene cuts to Kelly and Gustavo hiding in front of the studio sound board.)
Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.
Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
(Snoop and the boys records their version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Snoop gave to me:
12 ringside tickets...
Logan11 books on physics...
10 juicy corndogs...
9 lucky combs...
8 wooly beanies...
Logan7 sweater vests...
6 hockey helmets...
5 municipal bonds with a compound interest rate 3% acruity monthly.
(The song stops as the boys look at Snoop confused.)
What? You gotta make your money worth you.
(The boys understand and the song resumes.)
4 comfy PJs...
3 canned hams, 2 fractured femurs...
(Gustavo, Kelly, Griffin are listening to the song.)
And a song for the Christmas EP.
And a song for the Christmas EP.
(in a squirrel voice) Come on Gustavo! It's Christmas!
(in a squirrel voice You can wear your PJs!
(in a squirrel voice) Do it for Fiji wiji!
Logan(in a squirrel voice) You can do it Gustavo!
(turns off the squirrel voice) And I need to get to my grandma's house.
(The third song is finished)
Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.
I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!
And we gotta get to Minnesota!
Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.
(holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
LoganRUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!!
[at the beginning of the episode]
Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.
James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]
QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.
[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!
Turn around.
[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]
[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.
LoganYes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]
[breaks the color pencil]
Logan[screams]
[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.
And Gustavo needs to tak-
Don't say it! Not one...more...word.
[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]
Good.
Chill pill.
[his face turns tense and becomes angry]
[puts on earphones]
[steam comes out of his ears]
Steam.
LoganThat's a new one.
Run.
KendallKendall Schmidt · 98 quotes
JamesJames Maslow · 92 quotes
GustavoStephen Kramer Glickman · 70 quotes
CarlosCarlos PenaVega · 64 quotes
KellyTanya Chisholm · 43 quotes
KatieCiara Bravo · 22 quotes
CamilleErin Sanders · 19 quotes
GGriffin16 quotes
JJo14 quotes
BBitters11 quotes
BThe Boys11 quotes
KMrs. Knight9 quotes
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