Dude, how did you know those songs?
They play Boyquake on the 90's channel all day at work, and I made up the giant turd song.
KMrs. Knight
What happened? The truth, now!
Mrs. Majecowsky helped us try to make James famous.
But this producer guy was super mean to everyone.
So I sang him the Giant Turd Song and there was a tiny fight, but NOBODY GOT HURT!
KMrs. Knight
Okay! Who wants sandwiches?
Whoa! Wait! That's it? That's your interrogation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!
KMrs. Knight
I don't know what you're talking about, but you aren't allowed to watch FOX anymore!
Well can I at least hear the Giant Turd song?
KLKendall, Logan, Carlos, James
Oh you're such a turd, Oh yeah, a giant turd. And you look like turd, and smell like a turd... (door bell rings so they go open it but they are still singing) Oh your such a turd oh yeah a giant turd and you look like a turd and...AHH!! (they see Gustavo and Kelly standing outside their door)
YES! (he goes and hugs Gustavo) I knew you'd come back for me.
(pulls away James) I'm not here for you! I'm here for him! (points at Kendall)
CLCarlos, Logan, Kendall
What?!
KMrs. Knight
(from the kitchen) I'll make some tea
KMrs. Knight
Look, she just wants an autograph! And look into these eyes and try to say no! (Katie looks at the security guards while looking extremely innocent)
SSecurity
The best. Now, beat it! (Mrs. Knight and Katie leave)
...We're getting that autograph, right?
When the guys return at noon, they'll seek refreshment. They'll see my free smoothies, but what they don't know is in each smoothie is a hidden balloon (puts one in a cup), filled with 120 pounds of pure nitrous oxide pressure. (pours the juice into the cup and laughs lightly) Then, they'll pick up the needle sharpened straw (cuts off the bottom of the straw with scissors), push the straw down into the smoothie then BOOM! The crown will be mine. (he moves the straw down into the smoothie, but the balloon explodes in his face) AHHHH! (Mrs. Knight arrived, as she sees Logan splattered himself with the smoothie)
KMrs. Knight
Is this about that stupid crown you guys made in middle school?
I can't see! I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!
KMrs. Knight
Come on. I'll take you to the doctor.
Tomorrow is Christmas, with toys and snow AND TOYS.
KMrs. Knight
Christmas is not about toys! It's about giving, and being with the people you love.
KCKendall, Carlos, Logan and Katie
No, it's about toys.
(walks in having been attacked by many girls) Mistletoe... BAD!! (falls to the ground)
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