Miranda quotes from Big Time Rush

Kelly

Okay, I just pushed our flights back four hours.

(all talking on phones)

Gustavo

And how are we doing on our celebrity search?

Kendall

(hangs up) I just got off the phone with Lady Gaga's people.

Gustavo

Ooh! What did she say?

Kendall

"Who's Big Time Rush?"

Gustavo

What about Jordin Sparks?

Logan

Out of town for the holidays. Just like every other celebrity we could sing with.

Gustavo

(grunts angrily)

Carlos

On the bright side, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is very interested. (Everyone looks at him.) Second man to walk on the moon!

James

There's got to be some celebrity that's still in town! (slams his fist on the remote and TV changes channels)

(on the TV) So join me, Miranda Cosgrove, from my Have Yourself a Miranda Little Christmas Special live from Los Angeles. (Everyone starts looking at the TV) With duets with your all of your favorite stars like international superstar Fabio, Lightning the T.V. Wonder Dog and-

James

(pauses the t.v. and the boys go to the TV)

Big Time Rush!

Gustavo

How?

Carlos

It'll be another Christmas miracle.

You're all going to jail for Christmas!

Kendall

Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.

Logan

We weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.

Carlos

Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!

James

We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!

(turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.

They locked Fabio in a costume bin!

Yeah, but...they're really cute.

My daughter does love their album.

And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.

He's right. He's a horrible singer.

Carlos

And we can sing.

Kendall

(harmonizing) Sing...

James

(harmonizing) Sing...

Logan

(harmonizing) Sing!

Kendall

So, how are we doing?

Honestly? It could go either way.

Kelly

Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.

Gustavo

Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

(come in and greet Miranda)

Kelly

Press record! Press record!

Gustavo

Fiji here I come! (presses record)

Do you guys want to sing a song with me?

Yeah sure.