Logan quotes from Big Time Rush

James

[wearing a lab coat and glasses] If Logan is going to steal my swagger then I'll steal his smart brain....stuff things. [starts writing a really long equation]

Camille

 Well?

James

Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.

Camille

Then what's all that?

James

I think it's a recipe for toast.

Logan

[dancing past James and Camille with other kids]

James

[becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]

Camille

[looks at James and becomes shocked]

James

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]

Logan

[puts on the sunglasses]

James

Feeling woozy. [falls on the floor]

Logan

[takes off the glasses] Okay! No shades.

James

[stands back up]

[raises Logan's arm the one holding the glasses so he can put it on smirking]

James

[falls on the floor] STOP THAT!

James

All aboard the Malibu Beach Party Party Bus!

Logan

You said "party" twice.

James

...You bet I did.

Kendall

Hey, Mrs. Diamond. Me, Carlos and Hortense are here to see James.

I don't like the name Hortense. Call him Logan from now on.

Logan

She was right about my name.

Gustavo

Just tell her no.

(shocked)

James

You don't tell my mom no.

Logan

You just don't do it.

Logan

He's gonna need us this week.

James

He's also going to need my list of girls who weren't hot enough for me but perfect for you.

Carlos

And hugs! [James, Logan and Carlos open their arms.]

Kendall

She might not be leaving.

James

Not even a smile!

Logan

I really thought the puppet show would work.

Carlos

I liked it.

Logan

Thanks. At least somebody appreciates my ART!

James

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Carlos

Another puppet show?

James

No...

Logan

Oh...

Kendall

Hey, guys, I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier-

Logan

See what you started?!

Kendall

Yeah! The boys are back!

Logan

This is how we roll!

Kendall

Yeah this is going to be harder than I thought.

Logan

Yep.

James

Although, she is beautiful, and I would make an AMAZING prince.

Logan

Ok, Stop it, STOP IT NOW!

Logan

Okay, we need a plan. We can't live in a dumpster forever.

Camille

Hey! I worked really hard to make this dumpster nice.

Logan

And it's very nice; but the Palmwoods is full with these cops!

Camille

How about we take the stolen money, buy passage to Peru, and start a new life raising alpacas?

Logan

What do we want?!

James

An ice cream sundae bar, a personal hair salon, a petting zoo, brunch with Wayne Gretzky, a hot tub, a second hot tub- You know what, we need a shorter chant!

Logan

(Opens his mouth to respond, when he notices James' sign. Which says, "Hi, I'm James") Have you been holding that sign the whole time?

James

Uh, yeah.

Logan

What does that have to do with striking?

James

Uh, I'm striking.

Gustavo

I say, we try setting five.

James

I don't like setting number five.

Logan

I cant believe Gustavo beat us when we held all the cards.

Carlos

AND NOW WE'RE NOT GONNA SING ON OUR SECOND ALBUM! (Breaks a table)

Kendall

Awww, NOW you get all muscle-y!

Carlos

You know I can't control it!

James

We won't be there; but he will.

Kelly

How does he do that?

Kendall

We're not sure.

Logan

So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?

James

No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.

Carlos

Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?

James

I'm looking at them.

Gustavo

So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?

James

Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.

Kelly

Okay. [throwing sink] This is everything we got in the studio. [tiredly]

Kendall

I can't believe we're doing this.

James

Supertastic Super Six, suit up!

Logan

You said "super" twice.

James

You bet I did.