Camille quotes from Big Time Rush

Camille

(Slaps Kendall): How could you?! With my Mom in the hospital and my huge fight with my best friend and my zit?!

Camille

Wish me luck. (Slaps Kendall)

Camille

Maybe you should date science then!

Camille

Uh, you told me you didn't have a boyfriend.

Uh, I don't, but I can't deal with that (looks over the balcony to see Logan, Carlos and Kendall fighting over her) every day.

Camille

Oh, boys are stupid. (laughs) Remember Logan's mine.

Got it.

Camille

(after she throws her shoe at James) Logan, you may not believe this, but... I've never been asked out before.

Logan

No, I believe it.

Camille

This is my first dance, and I'd like to be asked in a way that I can remember. Not by cue cards!

Logan

Cue cards, what are you talking about? (she points to James holding the sign) Are you gonna hit me with a shoe?

Camille

No. And I'm not looking for a prince to ride up on a horse, but how about something with a little flair?

Logan

Flair. (James is dizzy from being hit, and holds up his "Will you go to the dance with me?" sign while walking)

(happily) Sure, James.

Camille

So..you put on this entire charade to trick all of us and our parents into thinking we had acting jobs?!

Logan

Uh, yeah?

Camille

(she slaps Logan, but then looks at him happier) ...That is so sweet!

Logan

Then why did you just slap me right there?!

Camille

'Cause it seemed like the thing to do.

Camille

Wait...you only have a learner's permit.

Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?

(thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!

WE'RE GOOD!

Kendall

I'm not good at goodbyes.

Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)

Camille

Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.

Kendall

I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.

Logan

Do I get something to remember you by?

Camille

Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Katie

WHAT?!

WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!

Ted Garcia here with the story of a local girl who claims to have been abducted by aliens. Tell us what happened!

Camille

They put a circuit in my brain, and they told me...TO GO SEE BIG TIME RUSH TOMORROW AT THE MUSIC BOX!!!!!!!

(jealously while watching the boys get chased off stage) Oh, we've got some serious competition.

Camille

We can take 'em! MOVE!

Camille

We mustn't! You're a hair model prince who's spying on my country. And I'm... a robot!

James

If it's so wrong, why were you programmed to love?

Camille

But what about the bomb? [clock ticking and James threw the bomb] Then the explosion throws us into each other's arms. Boom! Then we, uh... [they throw away the script and kiss twice, second time longer]

[scream]

Camille

What was that?

James

It was the script!

Camille

Not that second one!

THEN WHY DID YOU KISS ME?! NO, YOU KISSED ME! OHHHHHHHH! YOU-

Logan

Hey, guys.

[scream]

Camille

So are you mad about what James told you?

Logan

We're cool. I mean, I was a little upset at first, but he was honest with me.

Camille

You were only a little upset?

Logan

Hey, if he wants to put his mouth on something worn out and gross, that's his problem.

Camille

Excuse me?!

Logan

Pfft. I was about to dump it anyway.

Camille

Oh? Well, if you were going to dump me anyway, maybe I'm glad James and I kissed!

Logan

You and James kissed?!?

James

Look on the bright side, now you don't need a new toothbrush. (Logan is about to punch him)

Ooooooh, this is getting good.

James

Logan, hey come back man, let's talk! [runs after him]

Boo! What a rip-off.

Katie

No, this is better. See, the rejected male storms off while the backstabbing friend fears for the future of their friendship.

Hmm. What about Logan and Camille?

Katie

Oh, they are toast!

Camille

Hello! I'm standing right here.

Camille

You forgive me, but you're breaking up with me?

Logan

Camille, 96% of all first romances end in breakups. You kissing James give us the perfect opportunity for us to get ours, out of the way now.

Camille

And you're not sad about that?

Logan

Yes. But, I'm going to mask my pain by buzz-cutting my hair, joining the gym, and nicknaming myself, "The Island".

Camille

But can we be friends?

Logan

[stands up] Friends it is.

Camille

Maybe we could hug too? I mean friends hug, right?

Logan

It is the friendly thing to do. [they share a hug, they both lean in and kiss] Uh, yep. Friends it is.

So, are they back together?

Katie

Hard to say. Must be one of those on-again, off-again things.

James

[wearing a lab coat and glasses] If Logan is going to steal my swagger then I'll steal his smart brain....stuff things. [starts writing a really long equation]

Camille

 Well?

James

Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.

Camille

Then what's all that?

James

I think it's a recipe for toast.

Logan

[dancing past James and Camille with other kids]

James

[becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]

Camille

[looks at James and becomes shocked]

James

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]