Jo quotes from Big Time Rush

Camille

Uh, you told me you didn't have a boyfriend.

Uh, I don't, but I can't deal with that (looks over the balcony to see Logan, Carlos and Kendall fighting over her) every day.

Camille

Oh, boys are stupid. (laughs) Remember Logan's mine.

Got it.

...You set me up.

Kendall

Well, you lied to me.

I didn't want a boyfriend.

Kendall

Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.

Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!

Kendall

Well then, I guess we're done here!

I guess we are!

Kendall

Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?

Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)

Katie

I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.

Kendall

I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.

Carlos

(after he tells the Jennifers that they're in the music video, he looks at the other three boys and tries to hypnotize them with his watch) You are not mad at me. You are not mad at me...

Logan

Yes we are! (Jo is passing by with a suitcase and looks upset)

Kendall

No! Oh, no no no no no no no. (he runs up to her)

Kendall, I need your help.

Kendall

You can be in our video!

Really?

Kendall

Yep.

I was just going to see if you could fix this squeaky wheel, but...thanks. [she kisses him on the cheek, but the others look at him displeased]

Kendall

Okay, so I panicked!

Camille

Wait...you only have a learner's permit.

Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?

(thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!

WE'RE GOOD!

Kendall

I'm not good at goodbyes.

Well, then. Here's something to remember me by. (grabs Kendall by the shirt and kisses him on the lips)

Camille

Wow...she's really good at goodbyes.

Kendall

I never thought that...our first kiss would be our last.

Logan

Do I get something to remember you by?

Camille

Of course. (leans in for a kiss, but then slaps him to the floor. Kendall and Jo look at her, and she shrugs)

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Katie

WHAT?!

WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!

(jealously while watching the boys get chased off stage) Oh, we've got some serious competition.

Camille

We can take 'em! MOVE!

Do you want to come, to make sure that nothing's going on?

Kendall

No. I trust you. (she walks away) ...I trust her...right?

I wouldn't, 'cause that guy is wayyyyy better looking than you.

I can explain!

(with their arms crossed) Okay, explain.

Kendall

Guys, I can handle this. (to Jo, with his arms crossed) ...Okay, explain!

I can't. They told me that photo was gonna be on a billboard.

Logan

(pointing to the magazine along with James) Does this look like a billboard?!

Kendall

GUYS!

I'm gonna see the network publicist right now, to get to the bottom of this.

James

Yeah, well Kendall's going with ya.

Kendall

Guys! I got this. (Turns to Jo) Kendall's going with ya.

Kendall

Can I hit him now?

Yeah, go ahead.

Kendall

(starts to lunge for Jett, but is grabbed by security) Where did they come from?!

Baby's first birthday frame..

Kendall

No. (puts a ribbon on the frame) It's our first Christmas frame! Well it will be when you put a picture of us in it!

Hello? ... Uh huh... I got the part? !(the boys shoot confetti) It's a three-movie deal?! (the boys shoot confetti) It's shooting in New Zealand for three years? (the boys shoot confetti, Kendall looks worried) They want me to leave this week? (Jo and Kendall look worried at each other)

Carlos

Aw, YESSS!

Carlos

Oh... (turns to Kendall)

Carlos

You go to New Zealand for three years and your relationship is (makes raspberry sound with his mouth)

CARLOS!

Kendall

This opportunity only comes ONCE in a lifetime.

Maybe you only come once in a lifetime...

Kendall

You are gonna be amazing.

I forget about you. (Kendall rubes Jo, but he likes Jo) it's time to do the movie?