Katie quotes from Big Time Rush

Katie

[in a Ed Bedgely Jr. golf cart] Just when I think I'm out, they pull me right back in! [drives away]

Katie

Yep.

Katie

[sadly] I'll never forget you leather jacket!

Carlos

Dude, how did you know those songs?

Kendall

They play Boyquake on the 90's channel all day at work, and I made up the giant turd song.

Logan

It was catchy.

What happened? The truth, now!

Logan

Mrs. Majecowsky helped us try to make James famous.

Carlos

But this producer guy was super mean to everyone.

Kendall

So I sang him the Giant Turd Song and there was a tiny fight, but NOBODY GOT HURT!

James

And now I'm really sad.

Okay! Who wants sandwiches?

Ooh Me!

Katie

Whoa! Wait! That's it? That's your interrogation? You didn't put the screws to 'em or slap 'em with the hard cheese!

I don't know what you're talking about, but you aren't allowed to watch FOX anymore!

Katie

Well can I at least hear the Giant Turd song?

Oh you're such a turd, Oh yeah, a giant turd. And you look like turd, and smell like a turd... (door bell rings so they go open it but they are still singing) Oh your such a turd oh yeah a giant turd and you look like a turd and...AHH!! (they see Gustavo and Kelly standing outside their door)

James

YES! (he goes and hugs Gustavo) I knew you'd come back for me.

Gustavo

(pulls away James) I'm not here for you! I'm here for him! (points at Kendall)

James

What?!

What?!

(from the kitchen) I'll make some tea

Gustavo

[playing on the piano] Any kind of guy you want, that's the guy i'll be...this song, is terrible. IT'S TER-RI-BLE!!!!!

Katie

Don't you have to be in love to write a love song? I mean, you're not wearing a wedding ring, and don't you hate EVERY LIVING THING?

Kendall

And we're not gonna fight over girls anymore, right?

Right!

Kendall

We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?

Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]

Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?

Katie

(sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.

Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]

Kendall

She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]

Look, she just wants an autograph! And look into these eyes and try to say no! (Katie looks at the security guards while looking extremely innocent)

No.

Katie

Man, you guys are good.

The best. Now, beat it! (Mrs. Knight and Katie leave)

Katie

...We're getting that autograph, right?

Oh Yeah.

...You set me up.

Kendall

Well, you lied to me.

I didn't want a boyfriend.

Kendall

Who says I wanted to be your boyfriend?! Because frankly, I don't like dating girls who lie.

Well, I don't like dating boys who catch me in my lies and make me hire idiot actors who can't remember their names!

Kendall

Well then, I guess we're done here!

I guess we are!

Kendall

Humph! (they walk off, but quickly walk back to eachother) ...So, do you want to go to the movies sometime?

Yeah, i'd like that. (Kendall walks to a table with Katie)

Katie

I don't think I completely get the whole "teenage dating" thing.

Kendall

I'm not sure if I do, either, baby sister.

James

"Are you the new face of Cuda?"

You bet you are. Look at yourself. Who's handsomer than you?

James

No one.

Who's got more style than you?

James

No one!

Who's smarter than you?

James

Well, lots of people. But that has nothing to do with being a model!

Katie

Sounds like somebody needs a manager, and I only charge 40% for all your earnings.

Tell her it's 50/50 or we walk.

Katie

Deal. Now, we need new headshots, new clothes, a personal stylist, and...you have got to stop talking to a mirror!

You didn't really book him a job, did you?

Katie

No, and here's a bunch of modeling agencies. (shows him a paper) Help me out and start calling...HE NEEDS A JOB!

And now for a true test of skill: double or nothing.

Katie

(typing on her computer) It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing, and i'm trying to think up a blog here.

(has a table with three cups) Follow the ball, follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows. (he keeps moving the cups around and soon stops)

Katie

Middle.

Wrong! (he takes the middle cup, which the ball is under) What?!

Katie

[yelling at the boys] What is going on? It's 3:30 in the morning!

Katie, let me handle this. [louder] WHAT IS GOING ON, IT'S 3:30 IN THE MORNING!!!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Katie

WHAT?!

WHAT?! ...I mean, yeah. The Big Time Rush...is dead!

Kendall

Don't worry. We'll figure this out. Have we ever let you down?

Gustavo

(laughs) Have they ever let me down... (Mrs. Knight and Katie shake their heads, then Kelly does) ...That's not the point. The point is, James...is NOT COMING BACK. Now, I don't care...WHAT you sing. But LOOK LIKE you're enjoying it, or I will destroy... ALL OF YOU!!!!! (brief moment of silence)

Kendall

(singing) Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah, a giant turd...

And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd! Oh, you're such a turd...

Kelly

Well, they do seem to be enjoying it.

James

And you sme-ee-e-ee-ell... like a tu-ah-uh-urrrrrrd! (the other boys cheer and walk up to him)

Katie

I'm gonna be rich! ...I mean, hurray for friendship!

(while Kendall is thinking back) Trust is number one.

Katie

Nobody is that good an actress.

That guy is way better looking than you

Kendall

(runs into all three of them) What are you guys doing here?

I...work here.

I'm heading to the gym.

Katie

Moral support.

Kendall

Who was it?