Bitters quotes from Big Time Rush

Why are the Jennifers dripping KETCHUP all over MY PALMWOODS?

Logan

You locked him in the supply closet?!

James

No...banana man did. (holds up a banana)

This is a total lease violation! (sees the swirly slide) ...Man. Nice swirly slide. (to the boys) I want all of you out of here...TOMORROW!

Kelly

How 'bout I add another grand to your "making it happen" fee? (takes a check and gives it to Bitters)

Have a Palm Woods day!

And now for a true test of skill: double or nothing.

Katie

(typing on her computer) It was a friendly bet. It already is nothing, and i'm trying to think up a blog here.

(has a table with three cups) Follow the ball, follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows. (he keeps moving the cups around and soon stops)

Katie

Middle.

Wrong! (he takes the middle cup, which the ball is under) What?!

Kendall

I cannot believe we can't get rid of Gustavo.

Logan

Yeah, well, I can't believe we can't get rid of a ghost.

You believe in ghosts?

Logan

I believe in the doo-doos in my pants. (Kendall and James make disgusted faces)

[running by yelling] GHOOOST!!!

We have to get rid of that ghost.

Carlos

Don't worry, we'll catch it (pulls out green fishing net) tonight.

Logan

With a fishing net?

Carlos

An ecto net.

Logan

Fishing net.

Carlos

Ecto net!

Logan

It's a fishing net.

Carlos

Ec-to net!

Logan

Fishing net.

Carlos

ECTO NET!

Camille

Wait...you only have a learner's permit.

Yeah, don't you need an adult in the car?

(thumping on the trunk of the car) LET ME OUT OF HERE!

WE'RE GOOD!

Guys? How much longer do I have to be in here?!

TWO MORE MONTHS!!!!!

(while Kendall is thinking back) Trust is number one.

Katie

Nobody is that good an actress.

That guy is way better looking than you

Kendall

(runs into all three of them) What are you guys doing here?

I...work here.

I'm heading to the gym.

Katie

Moral support.

Kendall

Who was it?

Camille

So are you mad about what James told you?

Logan

We're cool. I mean, I was a little upset at first, but he was honest with me.

Camille

You were only a little upset?

Logan

Hey, if he wants to put his mouth on something worn out and gross, that's his problem.

Camille

Excuse me?!

Logan

Pfft. I was about to dump it anyway.

Camille

Oh? Well, if you were going to dump me anyway, maybe I'm glad James and I kissed!

Logan

You and James kissed?!?

James

Look on the bright side, now you don't need a new toothbrush. (Logan is about to punch him)

Ooooooh, this is getting good.

James

Logan, hey come back man, let's talk! [runs after him]

Boo! What a rip-off.

Katie

No, this is better. See, the rejected male storms off while the backstabbing friend fears for the future of their friendship.

Hmm. What about Logan and Camille?

Katie

Oh, they are toast!

Camille

Hello! I'm standing right here.

Camille

You forgive me, but you're breaking up with me?

Logan

Camille, 96% of all first romances end in breakups. You kissing James give us the perfect opportunity for us to get ours, out of the way now.

Camille

And you're not sad about that?

Logan

Yes. But, I'm going to mask my pain by buzz-cutting my hair, joining the gym, and nicknaming myself, "The Island".

Camille

But can we be friends?

Logan

[stands up] Friends it is.

Camille

Maybe we could hug too? I mean friends hug, right?

Logan

It is the friendly thing to do. [they share a hug, they both lean in and kiss] Uh, yep. Friends it is.

So, are they back together?

Katie

Hard to say. Must be one of those on-again, off-again things.