(after the boys are caught by Miranda and her manager)
You're all going to jail for Christmas!
Oh no! Don't call the police! We're allergic to police.
We weren't Fabio-napping, we were just hiding him so we could sing with Miranda...sorry, Fabio.
Look, if we don't record three Christmas songs by today, our grinchy CEO won't let us go home for Christmas!
We're Big Time Rush! We're a band!
(turns to her manager) ...They're really cute.
They locked Fabio in a costume bin!
Yeah, but...they're really cute.
My daughter does love their album.
And they did give me some tasty snacks and a movie to watch for me. And by the way, I'm a horrible singer.
He's right. He's a horrible singer.
And we can sing.
(harmonizing) Sing...
(harmonizing) Sing...
(harmonizing) Sing!
So, how are we doing?
Honestly? It could go either way.
(scene cuts to Kelly and Gustavo hiding in front of the studio sound board.)
Okay, the producers should be freaking out looking for a replacement for Fabio.
Which means either a Christmas miracle happened and the dogs are in wardrobe, or they got caught AND WE'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
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