BBiker lady
[stuffing store items into Butt-head's then Beavis's clothes] Now, listen, you just keep quiet and play dumb.
What does that mean?
S2 E25Friday Night
Hey, Butt-head, I still got my condominium. What do I do with it?
BBBoth Beavis and Butt-head
[in unison] Saturday night!!
S2 E26Be All You Can Be
SSergeant
Seems you boys joined by assigning youselves a rank. So, which one of you signed up as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts?!" Why you little pinkos!
I can get you delayed entery, your own uniforms, grenades, and ammo. I can probilby get you station over at Fort Dix.
Fort Dix? Is that anywere near fort nuts?
Has anybody in your familiy been in the service?
Uh, Beavis's dad was in the navy.
Is that so?
Yea he was a seman.
Beavis' dad was in the Navy.
SDSgt. Dick Leaky
Is that right?
Yeah. He was a seaman.
I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix.
Is that anywere near Fort Nuts?
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