Sergent quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

I can get you delayed entery, your own uniforms, grenades, and ammo. I can probilby get you station over at Fort Dix.

Butt-Head

Fort Dix? Is that anywere near fort nuts?

Has anybody in your familiy been in the service?

Butt-Head

Uh, Beavis's dad was in the navy.

Is that so?

Butt-Head

Yea he was a seman.

  I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms.  I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix.

Butt-head

  Is that anywere near Fort Nuts?