SSergeant
Seems you boys joined by assigning youselves a rank. So, which one of you signed up as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts?!" Why you little pinkos!
“Be All You Can Be” · Season 2, Episode 26
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Sergent (3)
I can get you delayed entery, your own uniforms, grenades, and ammo. I can probilby get you station over at Fort Dix.
Fort Dix? Is that anywere near fort nuts?
Has anybody in your familiy been in the service?
Uh, Beavis's dad was in the navy.
Is that so?
Yea he was a seman.
Beavis' dad was in the Navy.
SDSgt. Dick Leaky
Is that right?
Yeah. He was a seaman.
I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix.
Is that anywere near Fort Nuts?
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