Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 2
[Beavis and Butt-head has just taken a picture of the disgusting butt, assuming it belongs to an ugly man having sex with a beautiful woman. They are soon scared when they see the real owner of the butt, an obese woman pop her face in front of the van's back window to face them]
You boys think you have a problem with my butt! I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive in!
You boys ready to die!
:[Screams] Buttwoman!
[The obese woman laughs maniacally and chases the boys around. They fall down after jumping over the fence and are later seen hanging upsidedown without their pants. On the Drive-In Sign, it says "Hello, Look At Our Butts!"]
[on Jeopardy!] Biological processes for eight-hundred: Part of the body responsible for the creation and organisation of the electronic pulses which, when processed, form the basis of intelligence.
[watching t. v.] What is the butt, Alex?
[while stroking a hot dog] Look, I'm stroking my wiener.
That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever saw.
Yeah. His is pretty ugly, too.
[Butt-head takes a picture of the butt. He and Beavis are soon scared when the owner of the butt shows her face.]
You boys think you got a problem with my butt?! I'm gonna kick your butts all over this drive-in!
[Later on at an empty drive-in, Beavis and Butt-head are seen hanging upside down on the drive-in sign with no pants. The sign reads: Hello, look at our Butts!]
Help! Help. This sucks!
Yeah
[the boys are hanging upsidedown from the drive-in sign with no pants]
Your butt's weird-looking.
Shut up.
Huh-huh-huh. Kinda looks like, huh-huh, baloney. Huh-huh-huh.
Shut up, dude.
With pimples on it. Huh-huh, huh-huh.
Hey, Butthead, why are you so interested in my butt?
Uh…have you heard that new GWAR album?
[upon hearing on t. v. that a freakshow was going to be at a travelling carnival] Whoa, maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts!
[to the "rubber band lady"] Uh, could you pick your butt with your nose?
Excuse me are your milkshakes made from real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconsitited shake mix stuff.
Ya
What do you mean ya? Ya, you use the shake mix? Or ya, you use the real stuff?
Ya
Let me talk to the manager.
Ya
Uhh I'm an assistant manager, is there something I can help you with?
Yes, I'm trying to ask a simple question. Are your shakes made with shake mix, or ice cream and milk?
Uhh, we have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
(over the drive thru speaker) Uh go away. Were like closed or something.
Customers suck.
I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz.
[Beavis spits out the toad]
Mmmmmm. Tastes like chicken.
[The pair go looking for the toad]
Here, toadie, toadie.
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