You know what this video needs, it needs like, a toilet
Why would they put a toilet in here, Beavis? It doesn't have anything to do with toilets. It's about...uhh...I don't know.
I don't care.
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Whoa, check it out Butt-head, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Kick 'em in the nads!
Robots don't have nads, dumb ass!
Mine do. I glued 'em on. I put nads on all my action figures. I use, like, beadies and raisins and stuff.
That's disgusting, Beavis!
Primus, My Name is Mud
That looks like that dude from Deliverance.
Remember that part with that pig?
That wasn't a pig, Beavis. That was Ned Beatty.
I watched that movie seven times.
Me too. Squeal like a pig, boy!
Yeah!
Prince, The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
[Prince is wearing tight pants and his penis can be seen bulging]
Whoa! Check out his unit!
Whoa, this chick is flat!
Beavis, you see that unit?
Yeah, yeah.
That means it's not a chick.
Oh, oh yeah. I wasn't looking.
I wonder what the most beautiful chick in the world looks like.
Uh, well, she has to be naked.
Yeah, yeah. And she'd have to have boobs.
Uhh, yeah. It'd also be cool if she had a butt, too.
Yeah! That would rule! And also like, if her butt was naked!
Uhh, yeah. Well, you know, when I said she'd have to be naked, I meant, you know, down there.
Yeah, really.
You know Beavis, I was looking at your mom naked once.
Really? How come you were naked?
No, Beavis! Your mom was naked.
Oh yeah.
You know how Prince is searching for the most beautiful chick in the world?
Yeah.
Well, he doesn't need to go anywhere near your house.
Shut up, butthole! I'm sick of you badmouthing my mom!
[chuckles] Mouthing?
[laughs] Oh yeah, mouthing! Bad mouthing!
Prong, Prove You Wrong
Cool! This sounds pretty cool.
Yeah! It kicks, BUTT! Hey, check out the skull.
That's not a skull, Beavis. That's just like, a really ugly dude.
I wish, like, in school, they would teach something practical, like, heavy metal.
Yeah! They should have, like, "Heavy Metal Choir"!
Yeah!
UP-UP-URAGH UP-UP-UH-UH-UH-UH-RRRAAAAGGHHH!!!
This is cool.
Yeah! This video has cool looking stuff in it.
Yeah. Even though it's not on the screen long enough to see what it is, you could still tell it's cool.
Y'know what makes this band COOL?
Yeah! Ah, uh, I mean, what?
They have two dudes who are good screamers, and they like, take turns screaming.
Yeah, yeah! "PROVE YOU WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGG!!!!!!" Yeah!
Screaming is cool!
Yeah! "AAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHH, PROVE YOU WRONG, AGHAGAHA!!!!!"
Public Image Ltd., The Body
That guy has a disease.
Yeah. He's got wussy-itis.
First it causes your hair to turn red, then your butt falls off.
Hey Beavis. Have you ever had an operation?
Yeah, heh heh. I had my tonsils removed.
Woah. That means you were neutered, dude.
No way. Really?
Dude, that's what they do when they remove your testicles.
Heh...cool.
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(Scoffs) Happiness.
Um...you said penis. I just thought I'd tell you that.
I know! Why do you think they call it happiness?
Oh yeah! Because when you're weiner's happy, you're happy.
You know, I wasn't feeling very good when this song started...um, I feel pretty good now! Feeling pretty happy; shiny.
Shut up, Beavis! You're a miserable piece of crap.
Shut up, Butt-head! I'm happier than you.
No way, Beavis! You're miserable because nobody likes you, chicks don't like you, you're not good at anything...
Yeah, but um, I'm hung like a horse!
Radiohead, Fake Plastic Trees
Ahhhhhhhh, yeah. I like to mellow out to this song.
Yeah. Let's get a little mellow.
Sometimes if I have a boner that won't go down, I listen to this kind of music.
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