Bobby. C.C., and Brettt!
And don't forget Rikki!
Poison, Unskinny Bop
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Uhh...y'know I don't say this too often, but uh, this sucks.
Ummm, you say that all the time, actually.
Uhhh...oh yeah.
And to think that this dude used to boff Pamela Anderson.
Like that would ever happen.
I think it did happen. But anyway, she's on this thing with, um, this guy, his name is...Anthony Roberts, he has these tapes, and these things, and he makes you feel good. She watched him, and now she has huge hooters and she's on TV. It's pretty cool, I was thinking of getting some of those tapes.
Yeah, you'd look good with big hooters, Beavis.
Shut up, Butt-head. You know that's not what I meant.
You know who else Pamela Anderson boffed, is, uh, Scott Baio.
Uhh, really?
You know, this Poison dude kinda looks like Pamela Anderson.
Yeah, you know, I was thinking, y'know, if he got some hooters, maybe he could be on Baywatch. You know, since his career sucks now, he probably doesn't have a job.
Iggy Pop, Butt Town
IPIggy Pop
The cops are well-groomed, with muscled physiques in Butt Town...
Butt Town?
Yeah, that's what he said! He said Butt Town!
This is cool!
Butt Town!
IPIggy Pop
If you live in Butt Town....
Yeah! If you live in Butt Town...
IPIggy Pop
...you gotta get down.
Yeah! You gotta get down!
Butt Town! Yeah!
Butt Town rules.
Hey, Butt-head, where is Butt Town?
I don't know, but I'm gonna find a map and go there.
Can I come too?
Uh... no, Beavis. Dumbass.
This song has the best lyrics I've ever heard.
Yeah, yeah! How did this guy come up with this stuff? Butt Town! You live in Butt Town, you gotta get down!
Yeah. This dude should hook up with Sir Mix-a-Lot, and they can like, sit around and talk about butts and stuff.
Yeah, yeah! I'd like to see that.
Primal Scream, Rocks
BGBobby Gillespie
Whores keep whoring, junkies keep scoring...
Um...wha'd he say?
Uh...I think he said something about whores, and like, junk.
Yeah, yeah! Whores and garbage, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, you can't beat that.
Yeah I can!
Dammit, Beavis. [slaps Beavis, who screams] Don't start with me today.
I wasn't. I was starting with me.
BGBobby Gillespie
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey...
Hey Butt-head what's he saying? Get your rock salt? What's rock salt?
Uh...you know, like, doing it.
Oh, really? It seems like uh...like most songs are about doing it.
Uh...yeah. You got a problem with that, Beavis?
Uh, no...
That's the way it should be.
Uh...oh yeah.
This like, uh... kinda rocks.
Yeah, yeah, like you know... rock salt.
Okay, Beavis.
Whoa, Butt-head, I just saw a girl's butt!
There's a lot of chick's butts in here, Beavis.
No, I mean she was naked!
You're not allowed to show a naked butt on TV!
Well, it looked like she was naked. And it was pretty cool.
Primus, DMV
Is this the Benny Hill Show?
No, there aren't any chicks in bikinis.
Oh yeah. Hey, this is Primus! [sings] My name is M-M-M-M-M-Mud!
Maybe this guy will spit again.
LCLes Claypool
If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee...
Whoa, did you hear that? I think he just said "If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee".
Really? Hey Butt-head, let's go get some druthers.
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