Where are the women in this video?
Yeah. They need some chicks, too.
Wang Chung, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight
Mike Watt, "Piss Bottle Man
[sees Watt urinating in a bottle] Is he peeing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! He did! That-- yeah, that uh, that's the name of the song. It's called "Piss Bottle Man". Yeah.
Uhh...that's pretty cool, I guess. You know...
Yeah, yeah, why not, you know?
Wax, "California
[a man on fire running in slow motion is shown throughout the video]
Hey Butt-head, I was thinking, um…
Shut up, Beavis.
Oh my god…
You may be about to see the coolest video you have ever seen in your life.
Ohhh.
Now Beavis…uh…Beavis?
Ohh. Ohhhh.
[cut back to Beavis and Butt-head. Beavis is completely fixated on the television screen] Uh, Beavis?
Ooohohohhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhh.
This guy's probably just, like, a stuntman or something. I bet he's not even in the band.
Ohhhhhh, noooooo.
Like, what's the song supposed to be about, anyway?
Shut up, Butt-head! Aaaaahhaaa. Ohoooooohhhhh,
[seeing a homeless man throwing a can] Whoa! Look at that dude back there.
Ohhhohhhhh.
Uh, Beavis? Beavis, are you there? Beavis, what's your problem?
Oooooooohhhhhhh. Oh no.
Beavis, it's not even real, it's just like, special effects.
Aaaaaahhaaaaa. Oooohhhh no. Ooooooohhhhhhhh no.
This is cool! This is a damn good video.
Ooohooooooo.
It's like, uh…Beavis, are you gonna say anything.
Nooooo…
Dammit Beavis, snap out of it. Dumbass. I'm gonna change the channel.
Butt-head, I'm only going to tell you this once - if you touch that remote, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Yeah right. Dammit Beavis, snap out of it right now. [slaps Beavis multiple times]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Whoa, what happened? Where am I?
Uh, you're right here, Beavis. What's your problem?
I just, like, blacked out or something, what going on?
We just saw a dude running around on fire.
No way, really, and I missed it?
Uh, no, you saw the whole thing, dumbass.
Wow. Uh, I dunno, I wasn't here.
I Can't Put My Finger On It
Uhhh...
[the two laugh at the intense expression on Ween's face]
[a Greek gyro is shown]
Hey, look at that. Mmm, that looks good! I like those things, they got those things over in the mall, they call 'em, um..."heroes"?
Oh yeah. Whenever we walk by there, the guy goes, [Greek accent] "Gyro? Gyro? Gyro?"
Yeah. One of these days, when I have a lot of money, I'm gonna get one of those things.
Yeah. That would rule.
Push th' Little Daisies
[a bowl of cucumbers is shown]
Mine has more bumps.
Wham!, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
[laughing] What's this?
This is one of those workout tapes. They make you work out to this tape, you end up looking like a wuss.
Yeah.
Barry White, "Put Me In Your Mix
BWBarry White
Put it in.
Put it in? Cool!
Yeah, yeah. Put it in. PUT IT IN!
BWBarry White
Take my love and put it in...
Man! I bet this is, like, the horniest dude that ever lived.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He should, like, wear one of those Viking hats with horns on it.
What? You're a weirdo, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah.
How come every time I'm talking about chicks and stuff, you just like, don't get it?
I get it! It's just that, you know, I thought it would be cool if, like, he had this hat on with some horns on it. Yeah.
Yeah. Eric the Rod.
Yeah, yeah. The Rod. See? See? I got that. Yeah. The Rod.
Karyn White, "The Way I Feel About You
[a black cat is shown]
Whoa, check it out! That's that same cat from that Janet Jackson video.
You're looking at the cat? How old are you, Beavis?
Someday, Beavis, you're gonna have urges like me.
Shut up, Butt-head. I'm checking out the chick, too.
Yeah.
[Beavis changes the channel]
White Zombie, "Black Sunshine
[bright lights are flashing inside a barn]
Cool!
[a skull is briefly shown]
Whoa! Skulls are cool!
Yeah. [closeups of eyes are shown] Eyeballs are cool. Let's try taking our eyeballs out.
That would be cool! I'll go get the pliers.
Yes! Yes!
Vanessa Williams, "Work to Do
Oooh!
Aaaah!
Ooh, baby! Do that thing you do!
This chick is hot!
Yeah!
I'd like her music a lot better, though, if she like, didn't wear as much clothes.
Yeah. If she was, like, completely naked, I might go out and buy the album.
Yeah!
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