TV show quotes
She's got one of those ribbons that all the rock stars wear when they get an award.
Yeah. What are those things?
They're, like, these ribbons that they give you when you get one of those awards for, like, being rich or something.
Yeah. Being rich is cool!
If you're like, rich...
Yeah.
...you can buy, like, fast cars and, like, houses and...like...ribbons.
Yeah.
Hi. Welcome to Y2K's big fun, fun show. I'm your host, Y2K. I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, very special guest, Baby No Money!
[children cheer]
Baby No Money?
Most rappers brag about how much money they have, but not Baby No Money. He's poor.
Got the lowest self esteem in hip hop.
He got his suit at the Goodwill.
He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy. Like he's taking sleeping pills.
Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, everyone sings like that. [mimicking bbno$] "Nalochalemanayaaaaa..." Yeah, sometimes I talk like that when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know? "Lafaghuphuchasomnacho..." Maybe these guys like, take cough syrup all the time and they're like, um... they're like, I don't know... what's that word when, when you take something all the time and you can't stop? It's like, um addick... addic- a dick...
I think the word you're looking for is "cool."
Oh yeah yeah! Yeah, yeah my uncle is cool to crystal meth! Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it.
The word "cool" is cool.
[as puppets are shown]
Oh no...
What, what?
When I see puppets, I know what comes next. They're gonna try to teach my how to read.
Oh God...
All puppets ever talk about is letters.
Yeah, it's like after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur. You know?
You said "D." [cackles]
You know, I used to watch that Muppet Show, but like, except for that one really hot pig, there's nothing good on it.
Uhhhh, oh yeah. She's what they call a PILF.
Eh, there you go with letters again, Butt-head, come on.
Hey, Butt-head. Is this "A Different World"?
Yeah. School.
How come they do so many videos in school?
Yeah. That sucks.
If I wanted to see pictures of school, I'd go there!
Yeah. Hey, Butt-head. You think if we went to school, we could, like, be in a video?
It's worth a try, Beavis.
[video is set in a women's prison; a woman lifts up her shirt, almost exposing her breasts]
Whoa! That's the most naked I've ever seen a chick on TV!
Yeah! Yeah! Um, except for that, um, that body spray commercial they play about 60 times a day.
Oh yeah. Those black boxes suck.
Whoa, is this a women in prison movie?
Uhh, yeah! I think so!
All right, yeah! I'm up for this, yeah. Nothing like gettin' some nachos and sittin' back and watchin' a good old women in prison movie.
Yeah.
Is this Chained Heat? What is this?
Uh, maybe this isn't a women in prison movie. It's like, they're singing and stuff.
Yeah, yeah. W - what's the deal here?
Uh...maybe this is, like, you know, drama chicks in prison.
Um...oh, wait a minute. Waaaaait a minute. I know what this is. This is "Cop Rock"!
Oh yeah. "Cop Rock" sucks.
Yeah, that show would've been better if there was, like, you know, more fights and brutality and stuff like that.
Yeah.
So it's just like, you know, "Cop", but without the "Rock"? You know, they're just, like, "Cop." It - it was just "Cop."
Yeah. Could be a show about people copping a feel.
Yeah! I'd tune in to that, yeah.
Hey Butt-head. She wants it.
Yeah. And I'm gonna give it to her.
Billy Gibbons has a long beard.
Do you think he has a long johnson?
Does he have a Don Johnson??
Yeah. Don Johnson is married to that chick.
Check it out, Butt-head! Al Bundy!
Is that that dude that killed all those people?
No, peckerwood! That's the dude from "All My Children"!
Whoa! The dude from "All My Children" killed people?
No, that was the dude from "Rock"!
Oh yeah. He's cool!
Better change it, dude. This video is telling a story.
Yeah. Stories suck. [changes channel]
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