[a man on fire running in slow motion is shown throughout the video]
Hey Butt-head, I was thinking, um…
Shut up, Beavis.
Oh my god…
You may be about to see the coolest video you have ever seen in your life.
Ohhh.
Now Beavis…uh…Beavis?
Ohh. Ohhhh.
[cut back to Beavis and Butt-head. Beavis is completely fixated on the television screen] Uh, Beavis?
Ooohohohhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhh.
This guy's probably just, like, a stuntman or something. I bet he's not even in the band.
Ohhhhhh, noooooo.
Like, what's the song supposed to be about, anyway?
Shut up, Butt-head! Aaaaahhaaa. Ohoooooohhhhh,
[seeing a homeless man throwing a can] Whoa! Look at that dude back there.
Ohhhohhhhh.
Uh, Beavis? Beavis, are you there? Beavis, what's your problem?
Oooooooohhhhhhh. Oh no.
Beavis, it's not even real, it's just like, special effects.
Aaaaaahhaaaaa. Oooohhhh no. Ooooooohhhhhhhh no.
This is cool! This is a damn good video.
Ooohooooooo.
It's like, uh…Beavis, are you gonna say anything.
Nooooo…
Dammit Beavis, snap out of it. Dumbass. I'm gonna change the channel.
Butt-head, I'm only going to tell you this once - if you touch that remote, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Yeah right. Dammit Beavis, snap out of it right now. [slaps Beavis multiple times]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Whoa, what happened? Where am I?
Uh, you're right here, Beavis. What's your problem?
I just, like, blacked out or something, what going on?
We just saw a dude running around on fire.
No way, really, and I missed it?
Uh, no, you saw the whole thing, dumbass.
Wow. Uh, I dunno, I wasn't here.
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