[a clip of a man in a phone booth is shown]
Check this out, Butt-head. "You could be saving money on long distance calls to family and friends."
Yeah. "They keep talking about big savings, but I just don't see it."
Slaughter, "Real Love
Slim Whitman, "I Remember You
This guy looks like a mass murderer.
Yeah. He looks kinda like you.
This guy's supposed to be better than The Beatles and Elvis.
Yeah. He's not as cool as Metallica, though.
Why does he keep looking up?
This dude sounds like he was neutered!
Yeah.
This is Satanic country music.
Yeah. I feel like killing myself.
Black Hole Sun
It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning.
Yeah.
[an old man with a broad grin is slowly mowing his lawn]
Look at that guy's face!
Yeah. I can make a face like that, check this out. [opens his mouth]
Um...that wasn't very good, Butt-head. [a woman frying a fish has a broad grin on her face] AAHHHHH! AAH!
Whoa!
Th - that was scary, man.
Yeah. That scared the bejesus out of me.
Yeah.
[a man feeds a goat milk out of a baby bottle]
Aaawwwwww!
Yeah. Aaawwwwww.
Outshined
This guy kicks ass!
CCChris Cornell
I'm lookin' California...
Whoa! Seattle kicks ass!
Yeah. Is everybody in Seattle cool?
Yeah. If you go to Seattle, anybody you see is cool. We should go, dude.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's that dude from the Spin Doctors. He jams with Soundgarden sometimes.
Stacey Q, "Two of Hearts
Boy, this music sucks.
Um...what music? Oh, oh yeah! So like, um, what is this "two of hearts" crap?
You know, like, when you're playing poker.
Uh, oh yeah. Yeah. I'm familiar with that game, yeah.
When I see this chick, there's a full house in my pants.
Oh yeah. I have a straight! [changes channel]
Stray Cats, "Rock This Town
Is that Billy Idol?
This is a story.
Yeah! The story is: Once upon a time, Fonzie dyed his hair blond, and got on his motorcycle.
Yeah.
And, uhh...uh, then he started singing, and this woman dropped this TV out of her window.
No way. Then he got in a motorcycle accident. And there was blood. The end.
BSBrian Setzer
Look at me again and there's gonna be a fight...
There's gonna be a fight?
Yeah. It's gonna be one of those girl fights.
Fight! Fight!
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