Boy, this music sucks.
Um...what music? Oh, oh yeah! So like, um, what is this "two of hearts" crap?
You know, like, when you're playing poker.
Uh, oh yeah. Yeah. I'm familiar with that game, yeah.
When I see this chick, there's a full house in my pants.
Oh yeah. I have a straight! [changes channel]
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