See also: Primus, "Poetry And Prose", The Beavis and Butt-head Experience (Geffen Records, 3 November 1993), tr. 8.
Primus
My Name is Mud
[Les Claypool spits]
Spit! Cool!
That's cool!
Yeah!
[three fat men are shown in a sauna]
Whoa! Fat people!
Yeah, yeah. They don't have enough fat people in videos.
Yeah. And more spit in videos. Like, people hocking loogies.
Yeah. Yeah. More spit, and more fat people.
Yeah. Fat people are cool!
Yeah.
The Prodigy, "Poison
Whoa! They're cracking concrete!
Um, [nonchalantly] you said "crack."
I think this video is, like, a tribute to turds.
Yeah, it's about time. I've been meaning to do a tribute to my own turds. It's called "Poop: A Retrospective."
You know who I'd like to see roll around in a bunch of feces?
Um...
Hootie & the Blowfish!
Oh yeah. That would be cool. It'd be like, "With a little love, poop! And a little tenderness! Plop, plop!"
Yeah!
"Plop, plop, plop!"
That would rule!
Yeah, yeah! And I think it would really go with the music really well, too.
Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
[video opens with a dripping faucet]
Hey hey, did you see the faucet, Butt-head?
Yeah. And you know, wherever there's a faucet, there's probably a toilet close by.
Oh yeah. And wherever there's toilets, there's like, butts, and wieners, and turds, and uh, wee-wee! Yeah!
Yeah. A little something for everyone.
This dude must use the same shampoo as me.
Umm...uh...you don't use shampoo, Butt-head.
Uhh...oh yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, Butt-head. Is this that band, Schlong?
No, dumbass! It's Prong!
Oh. Oh. Well...I wasn't that far off. Butthole.
Rise
[video opens with a woman beating dirt off a carpet]
She's beating her carpet.
Yeah. We should do that.
It looks cool.
JLJohn Lydon
I could be wrong, I could be right, I could be black, I could be white...
You're white.
[on John Lydon's orange, spiky hairstyle] He's got a hair stiffy.
JLJohn Lydon
I could be wrong...
You're wrong.
Yeah. He's all wrong. And his hair is orange.
[Butt-head changes the channel]
The Body
Is this a bakery?
The mucous membranes are the part of your brain that makes you, like, remember mucus. So like, if you have 'em removed, you'll just forget to blow your nose all the time.
That would be pretty cool! Let's go get the pliers and remove our mucous membranes.
The Pursuit of Happiness, "Cigarette Dangles
[the lyrics flash on the screen]
What?
I hate words.
Yeah. Words suck.
If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.
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