[video opens with a dripping faucet]
Hey hey, did you see the faucet, Butt-head?
Yeah. And you know, wherever there's a faucet, there's probably a toilet close by.
Oh yeah. And wherever there's toilets, there's like, butts, and wieners, and turds, and uh, wee-wee! Yeah!
Yeah. A little something for everyone.
This dude must use the same shampoo as me.
Umm...uh...you don't use shampoo, Butt-head.
Hey, Butt-head. Is this that band, Schlong?
Oh. Oh. Well...I wasn't that far off. Butthole.
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