MBMoe Berg
Your cigarette dangles...
He said "dangle."
Yeah, yeah. The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat.
Whoa! That's pretty cool! You're pretty smart, Beavis.
Yeah.
The Pursuit of Happiness, "Cigarette Dangles
Delusional
[band member Walter Schreifels, who resembles Jim Carrey, is shown]
Hey, that's that guy from Dumb and Dumber.
Oh yeah! I think that's Dumb.
Oh yeah, yeah.
[a woman approaches a car]
Whoa! We need to get one of those!
Yeah, yeah, I know! I know! I KNOW! I've been saying that for a long time, Butt-head. It's like, we need to get a cool-looking chick. Maybe then people will start to respect us and stuff. It's like, then we'll start getting respect, and then we'll get more chicks, and then, like, with more chicks, like, we'll get more respect, and then after that, we'll get, like, more money, then we'll get, like, more chicks and more money and more respect, and we'll just, like, keep on going! And all it takes is just getting that first chick! Yeah, if we could just get one chick--
I'm not talking about the chick, buttmunch! I was talking about that air freshener thing in the car.
Oh. Oh, oh yeah. Sorry about that.
Dine Alone
Whoa! I wish I had a shirt like that.
Yeah. That would be cool if we, like, had other shirts and stuff.
Yeah! It's like, you could wear one shirt one day and then, like, the next day, you wear, like, a different shirt. That would rule!
Yeah, yeah.
[a woman in a bathtub is shown]
Whoa! That's cool. It's like, this video was pretty cool, and then they show a naked chick in a tub.
Yeah. Maybe she'll get up and dry herself off.
Yeah. That would be cool.
Yeah. She doesn't want to get out of the tub 'cause she has morning wood!
Beavis! I hope you were joking.
Um...y - yeah. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Quiet Riot, "Cum on Feel the Noize
[video opens with a teenage boy on his bed turning on a radio]
Whoa! I saw that guy in detention!
Yeah. He doesn't want to sit up 'cause he's got morning wood.
Rise and shine!
These effects aren't very special.
Yeah. These effects suck.
[Butt-head changes the channel]
Nightswimming
Whoa, look at that! They almost showed that chick's butt!
Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like, uh, lemonade, or something.
Pop Song 89
[censored version of the video plays, with black squares covering everyone's breasts, including lead singer Michael Stipe]
That chick has small boobs.
Yeah. You can tell even with that black square on there.
How come they put those black things on all the girls' thingies?
Yeah. That sucks! How come they don't show boobs?
Yeah! Yeah.
Shiny Happy People
Yep. Feelin' pretty good! [sings along quietly] Shiny happy people! Yeah! Dah da-da-dun dun-dun, dun dun-dun, dun-dun! Shiny happy people! [Butt-head smacks him] AAHHHH!
Raging Slab, "Anywhere but Here
Check it out, Butt-head, it's that little dude!
What are you talking about, Beavis?
Wasn't that that kid from "Webster"?
Oh yeah!
Hey, Arnold. Where are Willis and Kimberly?
I wonder if they're in the same jail?
Yeah. Right alongside Danny Bonerduce.
Danny Bonaduce! Bonaduce! Bonaduce! Bonaduce!
Check this out. He's gonna say it.
Say it! SAY IT!
Say it! Say it, bumwipe!
GCGary Coleman
What'chu talkin' about?
Pet Sematary
Fire's cool.
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