Hey, Beavis. What Izzy?
Yeah.
Who Izzy?
“Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds, "Shuffle It All”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Izzy quit Guns N' Roses 'cause Axl's a wuss.
Yeah. He kicked Axl's ass! He kicked him! Kicked him! And he hit him!
Settle down, Beavis! You're gonna hose your shorts.
Oh yeah.
[a train is shown]
Whoa! Look at that car.
Yeah. It's all, like, long.
Mass transit is cool.
Yeah. I like ass transit, too.
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