TV show quotes
Well now she's smoking on the devil's johnson...
Whoa! Did you hear that, Beavis?
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
He said "devil's johnson"!
No way, Butt-head, they don't let 'em say that stuff on TV.
Well, he just said it!
No way, Butt-head, he must've said "Don Johnson."
Now she's smoking on the devil's johnson...
He said it again!
Yeah, yeah! YEAH! I heard it! He keeps saying it again!
Smoking on the devil's johnson...
Yeah, he said it again! He keeps saying it again and again! Yeah!
Maybe he's saying "Magic Johnson."
Yeah. I got a magic johnson.
Yeah. Beavis' magic johnson. It disappears into his hand.
Shut up, Butt-head!
Hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
This seems pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah! Ooohh, baby! Ye-eah!
Ooh, baby!
Yeah. This chick is hot!
Chicks are cool!
Yeah, yeah.
This chick's pretty hot, but it's like, she has a tendency to wear too many clothes.
If she would just, like, take that damn turtleneck off, then it's like, "Heeeeyyy, baby! yeeaahh!"
...heading my direction...
WHOA! Whoa, did she say "erection"?!
I hope so!
I'll say. Errrection!
I don't care if you say it, Beavis!
Oh yeah. Well - well, I think she said it. Really.
Dammit, this video's been on for two minutes, and she's still not naked.
Well, her face is naked.
So what, Beavis? Every girl's face is naked!
Really? That'd be cool if, like, they put clothes on their face, but then, like, not on their body. Yeah. I'd settle for that.
Yeah! I bet chicks would go for that!
Ass naked rules.
[video opens with several women in bikinis]
Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
Uh huh.
BOOBS AND BUTTS! Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, look at her! Whoa, look at that! Yeah!
Boy. If this dude here can get these kind of chicks, we might actually be able to score someday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Beavis, we need to start a band. Today.
Yeah, really. Whoa, look at her!
I mean, like, right now. While we're sitting here on our butts...
BOOBS!
...chicks are probably doing it with dudes in bands.
Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of, like, sitting around and talking about it. Let's do it! Yeah!
Yeah. Just as soon as this video's over.
Uh, oh. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Like, in our band...
Uh huh.
...we're gonna, like, sound just like this, and have the chicks and everything...
M hm.
...but we'll have cooler cars.
Yeah, yeah. And then, like, the cars we do have, it's like, they'll blow up. And they'll have, like, skulls and stuff on 'em. Ye-eah!
Yeah! That'll be cool.
[a hand is shown with an eye shooting lightning]
I wish I had an eye in my hand. That would be cool.
Yeah. You could, like, reach around doors and look inside at people.
You said "reach around."
I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Yeah. They're cool.
[singer Mike Patton is seen wearing a shirt that says "MR. BUNGLE"]
Whoa! Did you see that? His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole"!
Yeah.
What is it?
Uh...what is it?
What is it?
What is it?
[rain is pouring down on the band]
Rain sucks.
I wish this video had, like, some explosions. That would be cool.
It does have some explosions.
Fairies grant wishes!
Shut up, asswipe!
[video ends with a man playing a piano, then walking away from it; the piano then explodes]
Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, it's Ozzy!
Uh, yeah! Uh...why is he whining?
Yeah, yeah, w - what's goin' on here?
Uh...
Um...boy. This isn't very good.
Yeah. Ozzy shouldn't have done this.
Yeah, really.
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