[a hand is shown with an eye shooting lightning]
I wish I had an eye in my hand. That would be cool.
Yeah. You could, like, reach around doors and look inside at people.
You said "reach around."
“Epic”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (6), Smart Beavis (4), Mike Patton (1)
I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Yeah. They're cool.
[singer Mike Patton is seen wearing a shirt that says "MR. BUNGLE"]
Whoa! Did you see that? His shirt said "Mr. Bunghole"!
Yeah.
What is it?
Uh...what is it?
What is it?
What is it?
[rain is pouring down on the band]
Rain sucks.
I wish this video had, like, some explosions. That would be cool.
It does have some explosions.
Fairies grant wishes!
Shut up, asswipe!
[video ends with a man playing a piano, then walking away from it; the piano then explodes]
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