[video opens with a boombox]
Hey, maybe they'll break it. Yeah. [a sledgehammer smashes the boombox] Ooooh! Yeah! [a fist pounds a piece of cake, then a baseball bat knocks over a vase] Ahhh...uh huh. W - what? What's going on?
The Dylans, "Grudge
This song, it's like, it sounds like everything else sounds like right now.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, there's about a bazillion bands that, like, sound exactly like this right now.
Yeah.
Um, at least they're breaking stuff.
M hm.
[honey is being poured on fruit]
Whoa! They're putting honey on grapes?
Yeah, yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Remember that movie where they buried that guy up to his neck, and then like, put honey him and brought out the ants?
Yeah! That was cool.
Yeah. Yeah. I tried that once, but it's like, it's like, I buried myself up to my neck, and just like, I forgot to get the honey.
You dumbass.
So it's like, so then I dug myself out, but it's like, I was too lazy to like, you know, do it again.
Yeah. Remember that time I tried to bury you up to your neck?
Yeah, but you did it wrong. The guy in the movie was, like, feet first.
Oh yeah. Then you got all freaked out and ran up and down the street with your pants around your ankles.
I didn't really run, I just kinda hopped. It was cool.
Earl Greyhound, "Shotgun
[as soup gets made in the video]
Uh... oh boy...
Uh, I think they're making soup.
Oh, yeah yeah. You know what they always say about soup, Butt-head. It's always better the next day, you know what I mean? Wonder if um, wonder if they put soup in this video because this is like- maybe it's one of those songs that sounds better, like, the second time you hear it?
Uh, no. I saw this video yesterday. It sucks worse now.
[as Matt Whyte gives a look to Kamara Thomas at the table]
"You call this soup, woman?"
Yeah, yeah! "Go to the store, and get me some Progresso, biatch!"
"This soup tastes worse than these songs you write."
Carmen Electra, "Everybody Get On Up
I'm already "up."
Is this a commercial?
Yeah, it's a commercial for MTV's House of Butts.
She sings better than Cindy Crawford.
Yeah. It's high noon on my sundial.
She said "cream."
Yeah. Excuse me, Beavis, I have to go spank my monkey.
En Vogue with Salt-n-Pepa, "Whatta Man
Whoa! These chicks are horny!
YEAH! YEAH! How come chicks are only horny like that, like, on TV?
Uhh...they have these places where horny chicks are, but it's like, you gotta have a fake ID.
Oh. Oh yeah.
Dammit. I've seen this video about a million times!
Yeah yeah, me too! I've watched this video, like, a zillion times, and it's like, she still never takes her clothes off! I keep, like, waiting for her to get out of that tub or something. She never does!
Beavis, it's the same video! If she doesn't get naked the first time you see it, she's never gonna get naked.
How do you know, Butt-head? You know, she might, like, decide to get crazy or something. Here it comes. See? Stand up, stand up! STAND UP!
Beavis! She's not gonna be naked! It's the same video every time!
No way, Butt-head. You don't know that. I th - I think she's gonna be naked. Yeah! Yeah, yeah! Maybe she'll do it this time! Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Show it!
Dumbass.
She's got that stuff in her hair.
Yeah. That stuff's called jelly curl.
Really?
Buttknocker.
Hey! Don't call me that, Butt-head! I'm serious!
Uh, okay. Dillhole.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's better.
Enuff Z'nuff, "Fly High Michelle
She looks like that Peter Frampton chick.
Yeah. These chicks aren't as cool as the Cycle Sluts.
Yeah.
And L7.
Yeah. They kick ass.
Hey, Butt-head. Are you sure these are chicks?
They better be. They're giving me a woodrow.
Yeah. Me too.
Glam rock just isn't what it used to be, Beavis.
Ethyl Meatplow, "Devil's Johnson
Whoa! Scummy people.
Yeah. Scummy people are cool.
Slimy people.
Yeah. Slimy people rule.
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