[Pat is singing in a crowd]
She's singing to the homeless!
Yeah.
Hey, Beavis. What are the homeless?
I don't know.
Pat Benatar, "Love Is a Battlefield
She's shaking her boobs!
Hey, Beavis! This video tells a story!
Yeah. I'm pitching a tent!
This story sucks! Change it.
Big Country, "In a Big Country
Check it out, Butt-head, three-wheelers!
Yeah! Those are cool! I heard if you, like, turn really sharp on those, they'll turn over and crush you. That would be cool!
Yeah, yeah! And if you peel out, you could tear up all the plants!
Yeah. That's cool!
Divers. Go down!
Yeah, yeah!
This is, like, a James Bong movie.
Yeah. They need that short guy, Handjob to come out.
You said "job"!
Is this, like, an Irish Spring commercial? [bad Irish accent] "I might stronger than I care to be!"
Yeah. "It is a manly soap."
"Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it, too!" [laughs uncontrollably]
Shut up, bunghole! I'll kick your ass! [Butt-head continues laughing] Shut up, Butt-head!
Punishment
Nipple rings are cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna get one.
These guys kick ass.
Yeah, they could kick our ass.
Biz Markie, "Just A Friend
[Biz Markie is dressed as Mozart and playing the harpsichord]
He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar.
BMBiz Markie
You! You got what I need! But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend, oh, baby…
[singing off-key] YOU!! GOT WHAT I NEE-EED!! BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND!! Huh huh, I'm pretty cool.
[also singing off-key] OH, BABY, YOOOOUUUUU!!! GOT WHAT I NEEEEEED!!! Amadeus Markie.
What?
Hey, Beavis, I'm gonna get me one of those gold chains to put around my neck.
Me, too.
I would look pretty cool, huh?
Big Time Sensuality
[Björk grabs her crotch]
Whoa, she's grabbing her crotch!
Oh yeah, yeah! Um...hey Butt-head, I though chicks didn't have a crotch.
No, dumbass. You're thinking of nads.
Um, well, I was thinking it was a crotch, actually, but, you know...s - some girls have a crotch? Hmm. I'll be damned.
Frank Black, "Los Angeles
FBFrank Black
I met a man, he was a good man...
[imitating Frank Black] Uhhhhhh, uhhhhhh, I met a good man! Uhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhh!
[the drummer is pointing his drumstick towards the camera]
Quit pointing that stick at me!
Yeah. He's just trying to show off.
Who are these guys?
Yeah. Where's the fat guy?
Uhh...I don't know.
[a car is shown running over several light bulbs]
Whoa! If I had my driver's license, I'd like, run over some light bulbs.
Yeah! Hey, Butt-head. You know what we should do, like, in the meantime? We should go get some light bulbs and stuff, and stomp on 'em!
Yeah! That's a good idea, Beavis!
Yeah. Thanks.
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