“Big Country, "In a Big Country”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
Check it out, Butt-head, three-wheelers!
Yeah! Those are cool! I heard if you, like, turn really sharp on those, they'll turn over and crush you. That would be cool!
Yeah, yeah! And if you peel out, you could tear up all the plants!
Yeah. That's cool!
Divers. Go down!
Yeah, yeah!
This is, like, a James Bong movie.
Yeah. They need that short guy, Handjob to come out.
You said "job"!
Is this, like, an Irish Spring commercial? [bad Irish accent] "I might stronger than I care to be!"
Yeah. "It is a manly soap."
"Manly, yes, but Beavis likes it, too!" [laughs uncontrollably]
Shut up, bunghole! I'll kick your ass! [Butt-head continues laughing] Shut up, Butt-head!
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