Megan quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis

Hey Butt-head, since we traveled back in time a thousand years, does that mean that old dude is like, Van Driessen's dad or something?

Butt-head

Uh, oh yeah. He's old. [they approach a woman working a butter churn] Whoa! Come to Butt-head.

Beavis

Yeah, me too!

Megan

I do declare, working this pole is hard.

Beavis

Oh yeah!

Van Driessen

[whispering to the woman] You look familiar, were you at the Renaissance fair this summer?

Megan

Yes! I'm Lady Wentworth.

Van Driessen

Ah, I knew it! I'm Squire Robin! [to the class] Um, class? Why don't you run along and enjoy our simple way of life, m'kay? And take notes! [returns his attention to Megan]

Butt-head

This sucks. How come a wuss like that can score and we can't?

Beavis

Um, how do you know he's gonna score?

Butt-head

Because Van Driessen was born, dumbass. Whoa! Hey Beavis, I just thought of something cool we could do! If we could stop that old wuss from scoring, Van Driessen will never be born. We'll never have to go to that stupid class again.

Beavis

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! This is gonna be cool! I mean, or it was cool. I mean, in the past, I mean like after we do it, it's gonna be cool to think back upon.

Megan

Dunno how you're gonna help me take care of the baby, with a controller in your hand.

Butt-Head

This chick is a horrible actor.

Beavis

Yeah, really.

[playing X-Box] I got nothing better to do.

Megan

That's what you said like two weeks ago.

Butt-Head

Uhh, wait a minute. I think this is real!

Beavis

Oh yeah, yeah! So she's not a bad actor then! Just a bad person!

Megan

I was hoping Nathan would step it up, but over the next few days, instead of looking for a job, Nathan chose to hang with his friends, and play video games. I don't even know where his head is at anymore.

Butt-Head

[shot of Nathan looking out a window] See? He's looking for a job!

Beavis

Gotta be one out there somewhere...