Hey Butt-head, since we traveled back in time a thousand years, does that mean that old dude is like, Van Driessen's dad or something?
Uh, oh yeah. He's old. [they approach a woman working a butter churn] Whoa! Come to Butt-head.
Yeah, me too!
I do declare, working this pole is hard.
Oh yeah!
[whispering to the woman] You look familiar, were you at the Renaissance fair this summer?
Yes! I'm Lady Wentworth.
Ah, I knew it! I'm Squire Robin! [to the class] Um, class? Why don't you run along and enjoy our simple way of life, m'kay? And take notes! [returns his attention to Megan]
This sucks. How come a wuss like that can score and we can't?
Um, how do you know he's gonna score?
Because Van Driessen was born, dumbass. Whoa! Hey Beavis, I just thought of something cool we could do! If we could stop that old wuss from scoring, Van Driessen will never be born. We'll never have to go to that stupid class again.
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! This is gonna be cool! I mean, or it was cool. I mean, in the past, I mean like after we do it, it's gonna be cool to think back upon.
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