Max quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Hold on a sec' boys. Let me ask you a question. Do you really believe in evolution? Can you honestly say you understand it?

Butt-head

Uhh, no.

Beavis

I-I never could understand that crap.

It's so complicated, no one can. My dad says the reason no one understands it is because it isn't true. He says learning it in biology class isn't worth going to hell for. [fist bumps his dad]

Bottom line is, Positive Acting Teens don't believe in evolution, and don't think they should have to learn it. Right guys?

Yaaay!

Butt-head

Uh, so like, if something's too complicated to understand, we shouldn't have to learn it?

That's right.

Butt-head

Cool!

Beavis

Yeah, really! I don't understand half the crap they talk about in there! Way too complicated.

Butt-head

Yeah. Maybe these people are cool.

There's an, old man on a sleigh! Who's like-k-k-k me for just one day!

Beavis

Is it Sting?

Butt-head

No way, Beavis. Sting sucks! This guy's cool!

So here's a little gift, a song to him, from me! Merry-merry-merry-merry-merry Christmas Santa Claus!

Butt-head

This dude stutters!

Beavis

Yeah, that's cool!