Mr. O'Brian quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Alright, now I'm gonna ask you some questions. Failure to be truthful, and your responses will be interpreted as an acknowledgment of guilt. Do you understand?

Butt-head

Uh... yeah. [The detector buzzes 'false'] Uh huh huh. Uh, I mean, no. [The detector dings 'true'] Huh huh huh.

Just tell the truth and you have nothing to worry about. Let's begin.

Butt-head

Uh huh huh huh. [takes a deep breath and holds it] Huh huh...

Okay, now. Please tell me your name.

Butt-head

[trying to hold his breath and talk at the same time] Butt-head...

Okay, good. Now, Butt-head, could you tell me how many fingers I am holding up?

Butt-head

[his face becomes even more red, yellow bubbles appearing around his head] Uhh, four? [The detector dings 'true']

Well, it's three, actually, but since you think it's four, you didn't really lie. So, that's good. [Butt-head's face turns crimson red] Now, Butt-head, tell me. In all of your life, have you ever stolen anything?

I'll repeat the question, Butt-head. Have you ever stolen anything?

Butt-head

Uhh... [wires start short circuiting, due to violent pulses] Uhhhh... [collapses from asphyxiation] Uh huh huh huh... [the detector lets out a flat pulse]

Good. Well, young man, I'd like to get a base reading here. Could you say something?

Beavis

Uh, heh, yeah, heh.

Just say anything. The first thing that comes into your mind.

Beavis

Um, heh heh, I killed a bunch of people once.