Officer: Oh, yeah. And he keeps saying that he needs "TP for his bunghole".
Supervisor: What the hell's a bunghole?
Cornholio: You are a bunghole! And so am I. There will be many more bungholes after me!
Officer: [reading from dictionary] Bunghole: a hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid.
Supervisor: This kid's messed up. Let's take him back to Mexico. We'll have the federales deal with him.
Officer: Come on, Cornholio. It's time to go home.
Cornholio: Are you threatening me? You will give me TP!
Officer: I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty of TP, and your bunghole will be just fine.
Cornholio: I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio.

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