“Vaya Con Cornholio” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

[eating a burger] Huh huh huh. Hey, Beavis, how's that new soda?

Beavis

Mmm, mh heh, it's pretty good.

Hey, you! ¿Habla español?

Español? Es-bunghole!

Oh, yeah. And he keeps saying that he needs "TP for his bunghole".

What the hell's a bunghole?

You are a bunghole! And so am I. There will be many more bungholes after me!

[reading from dictionary] Bunghole: a hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid.

This kid's messed up. Let's take him back to Mexico. We'll have the federales deal with him.

Come on, Cornholio. It's time to go home.

Are you threatening me? You will give me TP!

I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty of TP, and your bunghole will be just fine.

I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio.

You must feed the almighty bunghole!

I'm with immigration, and if you don't show me some proof of residency I'm gonna have to take you with

You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole!

[arriving Mexico] Aaahh, is this Nicaragua? I will take this land for my bunghole! Long live the almighty bunghole!

[going to Mexico] I'm the great Cornholio. There will be TP for everyman. No man should be without TP.

  Alright, so what do we know about this kid?

  I picked him up at Burger World, but he didn't have any I.D., or anything.  Says his name is "Cornholio."

  The hell kind of a name is that?  Is that his first name, or last?

  Um...I dunno, it's the only name he gives.

  Cornholio...could be Spanish.  Probably Italian.  Doubtful.

  Well, that little bastard devoured my taco burrito combo on the ride over.

  Well, probably Mexican.

  Says he's from Lake Titicaca.

  Lake Titicaca?

Beavis

  Lake Titicaca! Titicaca!

  Alright, find out where the hell Lake Titicaca is.

Beavis

  Nicaragua!

  Nicaragua?

Beavis

  Agua for my bunghole!  Bunghole!

  Oh, yeah.  And he keeps saying he needs "T.P." for his "bunghole."

  What the hell's a bunghole?  Can you find out what a bunghole is?

Beavis

  You are a bunghole!  And so am I.  There will be more bungholes after me!

  [reading from dictionary]  Here, I got the dictionary. "Bunghole: a hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid."

  This kid's messed up.  Just take him back to Mexico and drop him off with the others.  Let the federales deal with him.

  Okay, Cornholio.  Time to go back home.

Beavis

  Are you threatening me?  You will give me T.P., bunghole!

  Yeah, yeah. Alright. I know your bunghole needs T.P.  We'll get you plenty of T.P., just as soon as we get you back to Mexico.  And your bunghole will be just fine.

Beavis

  I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.

  Me too.  Come on.  This way, Cornholio.

Beavis

  The bunghole!  It is nothing to be ashamed of.