David Van Driessen quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Played by Mike Judge · 16 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-Head · 2,204 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Beavis and Butt-Head: in 16 of its 2,204 quotes
Most scenes with: Smart Beavis (13), Smart Butt-head (11)

Scenes with David Van Driessen 15

Van Driessen

Today, we're talking about fossils, mmmkay? And a fossil, class, is really just another name for an ancient bone. [Beavis and Butt-head snicker uncontrollably] But what you may not know is that these boney messengers from the past can be found in our own backyard. Recently, not far from here, a Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton was found by amateur bone hunters.

Butt-head

Beavis' mom is an amateur bone hunter.

Beavis

Shut up, Butt-head! That's not funny.

S9 E23 Bone Hunters

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