Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 9, Episode 23
“Bone Hunters” · Season 9, Episode 23
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), David Van Driessen (1)
Today, we're talking about fossils, mmmkay? And a fossil, class, is really just another name for an ancient bone. [Beavis and Butt-head snicker uncontrollably] But what you may not know is that these boney messengers from the past can be found in our own backyard. Recently, not far from here, a Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton was found by amateur bone hunters.
Beavis' mom is an amateur bone hunter.
Shut up, Butt-head! That's not funny.
Did you make this?
Uh, yeah. This is Bonersaurus. Would you like to see it for two dollars?
[pays $2] Yes, we'd love to see it. Here you go.
Welcome to our museum. Hundreds of years ago, Bonersaurus walked the land, killing everything in sight, and scoring with chick dinosaurs.
Yeah, its name was Bonersaurus, which means "saurus that has a boner."
And this ends our tour. Please exit through the gift shop.
And buy some stuff.
[after Beavis and Butt-head destroy Bonersaurus]
I guess the museum's closed, Butt-head.
The age of the mighty Bonersaurus is over. Perhaps in a hundred years, people will find these bones and say, "Once long ago, there was a dinosaur that had a boner or something." I don't know. This is stupid. Why did we even do this?
Makes you think. It really makes you think.
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