Smart Beavis quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

I wish this video had, like, some explosions. That would be cool.

Beavis

It does have some explosions.

Butt-head

Fairies grant wishes!

Beavis

Shut up, asswipe!

Beavis

Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, it's Ozzy!

Butt-head

Uh, yeah! Uh...why is he whining?

Beavis

Yeah, yeah, w - what's goin' on here?

Butt-head

Uh...

Beavis

Um...boy. This isn't very good.

Butt-head

Yeah. Ozzy shouldn't have done this.

Beavis

Yeah, really.

Butt-head

Uh, maybe this is Meatloaf.

Beavis

Um, you know who I think this is, Butt-head? I think this is the Indigo Girls.

Butt-head

Oh yeah!

Beavis

Whoa, check it out, he's making one of those monster faces.

Butt-head

Yeah. Monster face and wuss music do not go together. It's like, he may have scared somebody with that face 20 years ago, but now you just look like some old fart.

Beavis

Um, oh yeah. Um, you're being kinda hard on Ozzy, Butt-head.

Butt-head

[starts laughing] I'm being what, Ozzy?

Beavis

Hard on Ozzy. [gets why Butt-head is laughing] Oh yeah.

Butt-head

She wants me.

Beavis

Yeah. Me too.

Beavis

What is this?

Butt-head

This is crap. Art sucks.

Butt-head

Whoa! Hey, that's that guy from that country in the news.

Beavis

Yeah. That's him.

Butt-head

Is that the President?

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

This is like the ending of that Rocky 4 movie.

Beavis

No way, asswipe! That doesn't look like Mr. T!

Butt-head

No, dude! You're thinking of Rocky 3.

Beavis

No, Mr. T was in Rocky 4!

Butt-head

No, dumbass! Rocky 4 was where he kicked ass on that dude from that country.

Beavis

No, dude, that was Rocky 2!

Butt-head

Which is the one where he takes a knife and kills all those dudes? That was cool!

Beavis

Yeah. That was, uhh, Rocky 6.

Butt-head

Yeah. Rocky 6 was the best one.

Beavis

Have you seen that movie Rocky V?

Butt-head

Yeah. It's not as cool as Rocky 5, though.

Beavis

This guy's teeth are cool.

Butt-head

Yeah. It runs in the family. We all have cool teeth.

Butt-head

This guy's cool!

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! He's cool.

Butt-head

Rrrico! Suave!

Beavis

Rrrrrico! Suave!

Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado...

Butt-head

Rentara burritos, uh, tacos... [speaks Spanish gibberish]

Beavis

Yeah. Guacamole!

Butt-head

That was cool.

You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go, the price you pay for being a gigolo.

Beavis

Hey, Butt-head. What's a gigolo?

Butt-head

That's, like, one of those really fat dudes.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Butt-head

Change it. [changes channel]

Butt-head

Check it out. They punch the guy, then they bring in the dancing chicks.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah.

Butt-head

Interrogation is cool.

Beavis

I didn't know you knew any big words.

Butt-head

I do when the words are cool. Like "diarrhea." And "assphyxiation."

Beavis

Yeah. And "seminefrious tubules."

Butt-head

Whoa! That was pretty cool, Beavis.

Beavis

Yeah.