Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Yeah.

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Butt-head

Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump.

Yeah. He's constipated 'cause he's old!

Highway to Hell

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[a woman is shown putting on a tight shirt]

Look! Boobs!

Butt-head

Yeah. I like when chicks wear shirts that are so tight, you can see their boobs. That's cool!

You Shook Me All Night Long

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AAAAHHHHH!

Butt-head

UGGHH!

NO!

Butt-head

Oh dear Lord!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!

[the two start vomiting]

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting, "All for Love

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Butt-head, my stomach hurts.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Come on, Butt-head, change it. This is, like, making my stomach hurt.

Butt-head

I think this is, like, the Traveling Wilburys.

The Traveling Dingleberries? I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt. Come on, Butt-head, change it.

Butt-head

Okay. I think it's, like, bad for the TV when you, like, play this kind of stuff on it.

Yeah. I think it, like, messes up the tape.

[Butt-head changes the channel]

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting, "All for Love

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[video opens with a group of Catholic school girls skating down a street with hockey sticks; one of them smashes a car window]

Butt-head

Whoa! These chicks are pretty tough!

Yeah. I didn't know girls were cool.

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Butt-head

These guys are pretty cool. Even though they're 60.

Yeah. That one guy's 69.

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[Steven Tyler is shown with dreadlocks]

Butt-head

He looks like Vanilli.

Yeah.

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[the two laugh as Joe Perry plays his guitar on a railroad track with a train approaching]

Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!

Butt-head

Yeah! Just keep playing!

Yeah.

Butt-head

Everything's cool. [Joe Perry steps off the track just before the train passes] Aogh! That sucked!

Yeah. He should've waited longer.

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[the two laugh as two teenage boys drive a stolen car towards a brick wall]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Butt-head

Cool! [car crashes, airbags deploy] Aogh! Airbags suck!

Yeah.

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[a Catholic school girl sits on her father's lap]

Butt-head

Joey Buttafuoco!

You said "Buttafuoco."

Butt-head

Hey, Beavis. What do you think "Buttafuoco" means?

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STSteven Tyler

They'll never see ya leavin' by the back door...

Butt-head

He said "back door."

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STSteven Tyler

Speakeasy on the grapevine...

Butt-head

Cool!

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STSteven Tyler

Rag doll, livin' in a movie, hot tramp, daddy's little cutie...

Butt-head

Beavis, I thought you were daddy's little cutie.

Shut up, bunghole!

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[video is entirely claymation]

Um...um, is this Alice in Chains?

Butt-head

Uh, yeah.

Wow. Boy, they sure look different.

Butt-head

Uh, maybe it's 'cause they had to, like, you know, clean themselves up, you know, 'cause it's a slow song?