[video opens with a group of Catholic school girls skating down a street with hockey sticks; one of them smashes a car window]
Whoa! These chicks are pretty tough!
Yeah. I didn't know girls were cool.
“Livin' on the Edge”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (5)
These guys are pretty cool. Even though they're 60.
Yeah. That one guy's 69.
[Steven Tyler is shown with dreadlocks]
He looks like Vanilli.
Yeah.
[the two laugh as Joe Perry plays his guitar on a railroad track with a train approaching]
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
Yeah! Just keep playing!
Yeah.
Everything's cool. [Joe Perry steps off the track just before the train passes] Aogh! That sucked!
Yeah. He should've waited longer.
[the two laugh as two teenage boys drive a stolen car towards a brick wall]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Cool! [car crashes, airbags deploy] Aogh! Airbags suck!
Yeah.
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