Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis

You know, I used to watch that Muppet Show, but like, except for that one really hot pig, there's nothing good on it.

Butt-head

Uhhhh, oh yeah. She's what they call a PILF.

Beavis

Eh, there you go with letters again, Butt-head, come on.

Beavis

Hey, Butt-head. Is this "A Different World"?

Butt-head

Yeah. School.

Butt-head

How come they do so many videos in school?

Beavis

Yeah. That sucks.

Butt-head

If I wanted to see pictures of school, I'd go there!

Beavis

Yeah. Hey, Butt-head. You think if we went to school, we could, like, be in a video?

Butt-head

It's worth a try, Beavis.

Butt-head

Whoa! That's the most naked I've ever seen a chick on TV!

Beavis

Yeah! Yeah! Um, except for that, um, that body spray commercial they play about 60 times a day.

Butt-head

Oh yeah. Those black boxes suck.

Beavis

Whoa, is this a women in prison movie?

Butt-head

Uhh, yeah! I think so!

Beavis

All right, yeah! I'm up for this, yeah. Nothing like gettin' some nachos and sittin' back and watchin' a good old women in prison movie.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

Is this Chained Heat? What is this?

Butt-head

Uh, maybe this isn't a women in prison movie. It's like, they're singing and stuff.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. W - what's the deal here?

Butt-head

Uh...maybe this is, like, you know, drama chicks in prison.

Beavis

Um...oh, wait a minute. Waaaaait a minute. I know what this is. This is "Cop Rock"!

Butt-head

Oh yeah. "Cop Rock" sucks.

Beavis

Yeah, that show would've been better if there was, like, you know, more fights and brutality and stuff like that.

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

So it's just like, you know, "Cop", but without the "Rock"? You know, they're just, like, "Cop." It - it was just "Cop."

Butt-head

Yeah. Could be a show about people copping a feel.

Beavis

Yeah! I'd tune in to that, yeah.

Beavis

Hey Butt-head. She wants it.

Butt-head

Yeah. And I'm gonna give it to her.

Beavis

Billy Gibbons has a long beard.

Butt-head

Do you think he has a long johnson?

Beavis

Does he have a Don Johnson??

Butt-head

Yeah. Don Johnson is married to that chick.

Beavis

Check it out, Butt-head! Al Bundy!

Butt-head

Is that that dude that killed all those people?

Beavis

No, peckerwood! That's the dude from "All My Children"!

Butt-head

Whoa! The dude from "All My Children" killed people?

Beavis

No, that was the dude from "Rock"!

Butt-head

Oh yeah. He's cool!

Butt-head

Better change it, dude. This video is telling a story.

Beavis

Yeah. Stories suck. [changes channel]