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“Y2K and bbno$, "Lalala”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)

YY2K

Hi. Welcome to Y2K's big fun, fun show. I'm your host, Y2K. I'd like to introduce you to today's very fun, very special guest, Baby No Money!

[children cheer]

Baby No Money?

Most rappers brag about how much money they have, but not Baby No Money. He's poor.

Got the lowest self esteem in hip hop.

He got his suit at the Goodwill.

He's one of those guys who sings all, like, drowsy. Like he's taking sleeping pills.

Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, everyone sings like that. [mimicking bbno$] "Nalochalemanayaaaaa..." Yeah, sometimes I talk like that when I take a bunch of codeine cough syrup, you know? "Lafaghuphuchasomnacho..." Maybe these guys like, take cough syrup all the time and they're like, um... they're like, I don't know... what's that word when, when you take something all the time and you can't stop? It's like, um addick... addic- a dick...

I think the word you're looking for is "cool."

Oh yeah yeah! Yeah, yeah my uncle is cool to crystal meth! Boy, cool can mean a lot of things, can't it.

The word "cool" is cool.

[as puppets are shown]

Oh no...

What, what?

When I see puppets, I know what comes next. They're gonna try to teach my how to read.

Oh God...

All puppets ever talk about is letters.

Yeah, it's like after A, B, C, D, the rest is just a blur. You know?

You said "D." [cackles]

You know, I used to watch that Muppet Show, but like, except for that one really hot pig, there's nothing good on it.

Uhhhh, oh yeah. She's what they call a PILF.

Eh, there you go with letters again, Butt-head, come on.

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