Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

This is wuss music!

Beavis

Yeah. [changes channel]

Beavis

Oh!

Butt-head

Yeah!

Beavis

Hey, this looks like it might be good. Yeah!

Butt-head

Yeah!

Beavis

Uh huh. Yeah! [a missile strikes a road sign] OOOOHHH!

Butt-head

Yes!

Beavis

Ye-eeaah! Now we're getting somewhere!

Butt-head

It's like, you can say what you want about Maiden, but when it comes to making videos, they don't screw around.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. Like, even if Maiden did unplug, I bet they'd still have explosions. Yeah! And chicks!

Butt-head

Yeah, they'd be, like, "We're not gonna unplug the explosion machine, dude. That's what got us here."

Beavis

Yeah!

Hell is from here to eternity.

Butt-head

Hell is from here to eternity?

Beavis

Um, wait a minute. That can't be true, Butt-head. 'Cause, like, if Hell was really, like, from here to eternity...

Butt-head

M hm.

Beavis

...then that means, like, Hell was, like, everywhere. So like, it's like - like, everywhere is Hell, so it's like, if you say to somebody, "GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!", you're just, like, really saying, "Stay right there!" You know. You know what I'm saying?

Butt-head

Yeah!

Beavis

So like, it's like, Hell is from here--

Butt-head

Uh, go to Hell, Beavis.

Beavis

Um, okay. No problem. I'll stay right here. See?

Butt-head

No, I mean, just shut up! It's like, every time you try to figure something out...

Beavis

Uh huh?

Butt-head

It's just, like, stupid.

Beavis

I understand, yeah.

Butt-head

Look at all these people just lying around like a bunch of lazy slobs!

Beavis

Yeah yeah, really. They need to get up and get a job!

Butt-head

Yeah.

Beavis

Dammit!

Butt-head

Hey, Beavis. What Izzy?

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

Who Izzy?

Butt-head

Izzy quit Guns N' Roses 'cause Axl's a wuss.

Beavis

Yeah. He kicked Axl's ass! He kicked him! Kicked him! And he hit him!

Butt-head

Settle down, Beavis! You're gonna hose your shorts.

Beavis

Oh yeah.

Butt-head

Whoa! Look at that car.

Beavis

Yeah. It's all, like, long.

Butt-head

Mass transit is cool.

Beavis

Yeah. I like ass transit, too.

Butt-head

Hey! Where's Tito?

Beavis

This is that Jermaine dude.

Butt-head

They're in a rubber!

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

This should have been the Super Bowl halftime show.

Beavis

Yeah! That would've been cool!

Butt-head

Yeah. They could've had everybody get inside a big rubber.

Butt-head

Hey, Beavis. Guess where his hand's been!

Beavis

Yeah!

Butt-head

TITOOO!

Beavis

Tito's cool.

Butt-head

Yeah. Tito rules! He used to be in The Village People.

Beavis

Yeah.

Beavis

I can't touch this!

Butt-head

I can't watch this. [changes channel]

Butt-head

Hammers are cool.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! I like to take hammers and break stuff—just break stuff. Break it!

Beavis

Oh yeah. I've seen this video before. A chick squats later. You know...

Butt-head

Uh, really? Can you see some cheek?

Beavis

Oh, I don't know.