Smart Butt-head quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

Rrrico! Suave!

Beavis

Rrrrrico! Suave!

Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado...

Butt-head

Rentara burritos, uh, tacos... [speaks Spanish gibberish]

Beavis

Yeah. Guacamole!

Butt-head

That was cool.

You got to know how to deal with a woman that won't let go, the price you pay for being a gigolo.

Beavis

Hey, Butt-head. What's a gigolo?

Butt-head

That's, like, one of those really fat dudes.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Butt-head

Change it. [changes channel]

Butt-head

Check it out. They punch the guy, then they bring in the dancing chicks.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah.

Butt-head

Interrogation is cool.

Beavis

I didn't know you knew any big words.

Butt-head

I do when the words are cool. Like "diarrhea." And "assphyxiation."

Beavis

Yeah. And "seminefrious tubules."

Butt-head

Whoa! That was pretty cool, Beavis.

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

This is that video where Ariana Grande had a lab, and she was gonna cure cancer, but then she was just like, "Nah, let's just make a bunch of slut robots."

Beavis

Oh, yeah yeah, she's creating a Franken-slut. Yeah yeah! [the female robot comes to life] "It's alive! It's alive! It's a slut!"

Butt-head

Presenting the Slut-bot 3000, the cutting edge in slut technology.

Beavis

I don't know, Butt-head, it seems like all that metal would like cut up your schlong, you know?

Butt-head

That's why you'd need like a special metal robo-schlong.

Beavis

Oh yeah yeah, that would be cool.

Butt-head

She's gonna get it on with the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

Beavis

Oh yeah yeah, he's got an iron schlong. Yes.

Butt-head

Yeah, he'll be like, "Well, I guess I don't need a heart anymore."

Beavis

"If I only had a schlong..."

Butt-head

Tin Woodsman. [cackles]

Butt-head

Is this a Clearasil commercial?

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

This is stupid!

Beavis

Yeah. And it sucks, too.

Butt-head

Whoa! That chick is naked!

Beavis

Yeah, yeah.

Butt-head

She has the flag on her face.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republican for which it stands, invisible--

Butt-head

Shut up, Beavis! We're missing this video! And it doesn't even suck.

Beavis

Oh yeah.

Butt-head

That drummer has lights coming out of his butt.

Beavis

Yeah. Lights are cool!

Butt-head

Especially when they come out of your butt.

Butt-head

These guys must be, like, hallucinating.

Beavis

Yeah. Like back in the '60s, when you like, see stuff that you don't believe.

Butt-head

Yeah. I must be hallucinating now. I can't believe they're playing something cool.

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

Toys are cool.

Beavis

Yeah.

Butt-head

These guys rock!

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! They rock!

Butt-head

GWAR kicks ass!

Beavis

Yeah!

Butt-head

[reacting to video] Oh no.

Beavis

Yeah. No! NO! NO! AHHH! GET AWAY!

Butt-head

Aaaahhhh!

Beavis

GET AWAY! AHHH!

Beavis

Oh my God!

Butt-head

Is this, like, a joke?

Beavis

Yeah! Yeah!

Butt-head

She's got one of those bathing caps on.

Beavis

Oh yeah, yeah.

Butt-head

Hey, what's that noise?

Beavis

Umm...I think it's that chick.

Butt-head

Oh yeah.

Butt-head

What's this guy lookin' at?

Beavis

Yeah.

Beavis

[about Daryl Hall] This guy's hair is cool 'cause it looks like mine.

Butt-head

Yeah. And he's a maneater. Are you a maneater too, Beavis?

Beavis

Yeah. Yeah. I mean - I mean, no!