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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The animals watching on Farmer's TV of Robo(Peck) causing the city's destruction]
Hilly Burford live from downtown, where some kind of crazy laser-shooting robot ostrich is weaving a path of destruction!
RRobo(Peck)
[grabs Hilly Burford with his arms] Let me help you across the street.
Hey, that's quite all right. Just put me down, now- Whoa! [Robo(Peck) throws him to the TV Screen]
We gotta do something before he destroys the whole town!
There's only one way to stop him.
BBoil
Please don't say peanut butter.
There's only two ways to stop him.
BBoil
You mean-
Precisely! Come on, kids. We've got a cyborg to build.
Stamps, these are my friends, Otis, Abby, Pig, Pip...
What's up?
Peck...
Hi there.
...and Freddy.
[Freddy greets Stamps with an arrowed plunger on his face]
SStamps
It's nice to meet you. I can't stay long, Dukey. We just want to stop by and get your blessing, then it's off to Vegas for the wedding.
Vegas? That's practically in Asia. Why don't you guys just get married here at the barnyard?
SStamps
Oh, we wouldn't want to be a bother.
Oh, it's no bother. The farmer is away for the whole week at Fire Dance Camp.
[At Fire Dance Camp, the farmer, wearing a grass skirt, fire dances]
SStamps
In that case, we loved to get married here!
[Otis and the others chatter in excitement. Freddy muffles as if to say, "Weddings are good!"]
So, Stamps, where's my future bro-in-law anyway?
SStamps
Right behind me with the bags. Here he comes now.
[A figure, with its legs seen, carries three bags]
Look at him, carrying your bags all gentlemanly. I like this guy already.
MVMale voice
Thanks, Darren.
[The figure, which turns out to be Baxter, drops the bags]
I like you, too.
[As Otis and the others gasp in shock, Freddy pulls the arrowed plunger off of his face]
Baxter?
That's right. Your sister and I are getting hitched.
Whoa, whoa! [pushes his nemesis aside] Stamps, you can't marry this guy. He's a total conman!
Yeah, he stole Duke's identity and try to get him kicked out of the barnyard!
And then he tricked the farmer into adopting him and got Duke kicked out of the house.
And once he cut off a guy's hand and expelled him from the Jedi Council!
Dude, that was a movie.
I like movies. [a flashback shows Pig, disguise as a boy, watching a horror movie in a movie theater] Don't go in there, the monster's in there! Don't do it, old friend! You believe this? It's like she's not even listening. [answers the phone] Hey, I'm at the movies. Alice just went into the room where Dracula is waiting. Well, of course, I've warned her!
[Back in reality]
I'm telling you, this guy is trouble.
SStamps
Dukey, it's okay. Baxter has told me all about his past, but he's different now.
That's right, Dakron, your sister's love has made me a new dog.
SStamps
Will you please give us your blessing, Dukey? Please? [looks at her brother with puppy dog eyes]
Oh, geez, with the puppy dog eyes? Alright. But I'll be watching you, buddy. [makes an "I'm watching you" gesture]
SStamps
Thanks, Dukey! Ain't that wonderful, honey?
It sure is, Cuddle-wuggles. Give me some sugar.
[As Stamps and Baxter rub their noses together, Duke growls angrily while he bares his teeth]
[shouting into Duke's ear, causing his brain to poke out of his head] Baxter is marrying your sister so he can kick your family's various buckets and get your fortune!
What?! [as he puts his brain back in his head] Why, that skivvy little mutt!
SStamps
[after Duke tricked Baxter] I heard the whole thing, Baxter! You lying, no-good, flimflamming...!
But, Stimpy, I can explain!
You're busted, Baxter. Have fun on your honeymoon. [puts him in a cage on a catapult]
Wait, Derek! You can't do this! I'm your husband! [Duke launches Baxter away] I love you!
CClem
[hears a knock at the door] Oh, of all the-- Who could that be?!
[Clem opens the door and sees Little Otis in a trenchcoat carrying a bag.]
Bagel delivery!
CClem
What?! I didn't order any--
BPBig Pip
[jumps out] DUDE!!!
Wow, Dad! Today was the best day ever!
That's nice. My skull's broken.
I can't wait to see what you have planned for my birthday party later!
Birthday pa-shwaaa?!
What?! You forgot?! But you promised me a party with friends and oil cake! This is filling me with RAGE!!! Where's my animal-hurting rocket launcher?!
MDr. Matt
That's why I never wear underwear.
Pancakes are ready!
Pig, that's cement.
Ah. Then, I'm very ill.
How long does cement take to dry?
Oh, about this long. [dries the cement with a blowtorch] Voila! Instant speed bump! No hot-wheelin' grannies are gonna turn my friends into roadkill!
AAnnouncer
Later that day, Otis hatched a plan. Get it? It's an egg episode, and I said "hatched"! I'm lonely!
[when a dinosaur hatches out of the egg] Dude, that's no giant chicken! That's a Godzilla!
[After Plucky has been struck down, seemingly dead.]
Looks like that last cheese ball did him in.
Oh, it wasn't the cheese ball. 'Twas beauty killed the beast.
No, I'm pretty sure it was the cheese ball.
EEric
[to Freddy and Peck] Know what I like about you guys? NOTHING!
Meanie!
Oh, it hurts!
EEric
[to Abby] You have beautiful hair, ON YOUR UPPER LIP!
Why'd you have to say that?!
EEric
[to Pip] How's the weather down there, SHORTY?!
But I'm taller than you. It still hurts!
[Everyone cries.]
Listen, wormy. What say you just get on your hate wagon and hit the road?
EEric
Okay, dugly! I called you "dugly", 'cause you're dumb AND ugly!
Yeah, that's great. Look, your little schoolyard taunts don't work on me, so why don't you just dive back into your hole, and leave us alone?
EEric
You have to hang bacon around your neck just so puppies will play with you!
[in tears] How did you know that?! I'm a nice guy! Why do I have to hang bacon around my neck?! [weeps] Don't look at me!
Guys, guys, we all agree that Mrs. Beady's driving us crazy. So, Pig's just gonna have to throw her out.
Oh, not me, Otis. I'm not good at delivering bad news.
[Flashback to Pig as a singing telegram to a man's house.]
You've been fired from your job, so you can't pay the bills, and by the way, your wife is leaving too!
MMan
Aww...
Yoo-hoo! Look who's back! [Mr. Beady smiles, and gets up, about to hug her] And I brought a visitor. It's my mother!
[Otis enters, disguised as Mrs. Beady's mother.]
[sits back down] Yup. Things are about to get ugly.
MBMother Beady
You! I haven't seen you since you poisoned us last Thanksgiving! Turkey fondue? More like turkey fon-don't!
Lovely to see you too, dear. I didn't realize zombies could come out in the daylight.
MBMother Beady
And you look fabulous. I guess bloated is the new black.
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